𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝

Republicans are so pro-life they’re keeping Mitch alive until midterms.

Are you wondering what the President is up to tonight?

(This is why we need A.I. laws)

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We’re fixing Iran and Lebanon after the we destroyed them unnecessarily. Not one thing about this war makes sense.

This is a blatant bribe from a tech billionaire…

Time for bed…

Everything trump touches dies, including the USMNT’s hopes for a World Cup win.

I love waking up to an ice cold Lindsay Graham. It’s very refreshing.

Happy Sunday!

Sunday night market manipulation. It’s like clockwork.

Literally everyone: Is he dead yet?

Him:

Happy Fourth of July!

More Republicans voted with Democrats today than all the attendees at trumps embarrassing state fair.

Once upon a time, on the Fourth of July, this absolutely did not happen…

Looks like they can go ahead and stop the weight loss drug trial. It’s clearly not working.

This doesn’t really need a clever caption…

Not suspicious at all…

If the announcers have to say it’s not a FIFA conspiracy, it’s definitely a FIFA conspiracy.

This disgusting sack of putrid flesh has never shown the appropriate amount of solemnity or respect for the American dead. He is absolutely giddy that our soldiers are dying for him…

Tom Homan always sounds like he’s on the verge of a massive cardiovascular event.

And the President of the United States is asleep at a World Cup match.

Vacuum your forests, Canada.

A sleeveless shirt at a dignified transfer is undignified, Karoline.

Someone take the fucking superglue from this gaudy corpse…

He’s trying so hard to make communism fetch…

The President Donald J Trump Airport in Palm Beach 6 months from now.