Ricky Gervais

My cat’s broken.

I’m here.

If facts hurt your feelings, you need new feelings, not new facts.

Look at my beautiful cat…contemplating murder 😂

Look at my beautiful cat.

Jane in Central Park with all her friends.

Dutch Barn 👍

She likes the echo 😂

Look at her lovely big fat feeties ❤️

Sad News. 'Anti', who played 'Brandy' in AfterLife, has died. She was 13 and a very good girl 😢

Hope you’re having the day you deserve ❤️

I had no money growing up. Luckily, all my favourite things were free. Friends, nature & learning. This was the local library. Sometimes I was the only one in it. Sometimes the odd drunk popped in to vomit. Anyway, it all turned out OK.

26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

If you're thinking Platinum Tickets for my Mortality tour are fucking expensive, you're right. But this is where the money goes 😇
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Ricky Gervais Donates £1.9 Million To Animal Charities Through Sales Made On Ticketmaster - Ticketmaster Business UK

Ricky Gervais donates £1.9 million to animal charities through sales made on Ticketmaster.

Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂

Just a cat hugging a prawn.

😂

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A bit too honest? 😂

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Interior design tip: Always make sure your cushions bring out the natural beauty of your cat’s eyes ✔️

Luckily, science doesn’t give a fuck what you believe.

Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.

Good luck to all the Oscar nominees. And remember…

When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. I could have suits made for me. But I decided I prefer T shirts and old sweat pants.