Ricky Gervais

“Arghh! Shiver me timbers”

Look at my beautiful cat.

Look at my beautiful cat…contemplating murder 😂

Jane in Central Park with all her friends.

Look at her lovely big fat feeties ❤️

I had no money growing up. Luckily, all my favourite things were free. Friends, nature & learning. This was the local library. Sometimes I was the only one in it. Sometimes the odd drunk popped in to vomit. Anyway, it all turned out OK.

Hope you’re having the day you deserve ❤️

She likes the echo 😂

Sad News. 'Anti', who played 'Brandy' in AfterLife, has died. She was 13 and a very good girl 😢

When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. I could have suits made for me. But I decided I prefer T shirts and old sweat pants.

I’m here.

26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

Hope you’re having a great day doing things you love, like scraping your teeth on brand new chairs & other fun stuff.

😂

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Interior design tip: Always make sure your cushions bring out the natural beauty of your cat’s eyes ✔️

Just a cat hugging a prawn.

Why does it look like she's got a dastardly plan? 😂

Me & Ollie writing the first series of #AfterLife ❤️

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If facts hurt your feelings, you need new feelings, not new facts.

Sup?

When I was in my twenties, I had a cleaning job to pay for band rehearsals. If we got a gig, I would make my own posters and push the equipment to the venue in a shopping trolly. Hope is amazing.

Cat found my crack pipe again 😂

The lovely new rug for under my desk finally arrived. Already covered in hair for some reason.