I’m glad Jimmy’s back.
But Brendan Carr still needs to resign.
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Tomorrow I’ll be calling all of my representatives to demand that they call for RFK jr’s immediate resignation.
Hey everyone, just a reminder:
A little more than a week ago, a Republican terrorist killed two people and injured two more in an effort to kill enough democrats to capture the Minnesota Legislature
So the $15 million Disney “donated” to our criminal president’s library fund didn’t stop him from coming after them again.
If you think you can appease an autocrat…
So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant
Just got my measles vaccine!
I got my first before 1968, so it turns out I needed a new one.
The measles outbreak is ongoing, be careful out there!
My hand to god right before they took this photo I told Gene “Smile like you’ve never actually met me before” and this is what he did.
#RIPGeneHackman
If court orders are being ignored, we’re having that constitutional crisis that everyone’s been worried about.
We’re there, folks.
Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.”
My wife: “you’re right.”
Me: “plus we just got new rugs…”
My wife: “okay”
Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.”
My wife: “I understand”
Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.”
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BlueSky, meet Martha.
So… I lost 30k followers on X
But gained 200K on Blue Sky!
The Trump criminal cases were sabotaged by a SCOTUS he stacked and a judge he nominated.
MAGA folks are going to try to gaslight that the cases against Trump “fell apart” as opposed to the truth.
FWIW I will only refer to Trump as “our criminal president” and I suggest every Democrat do the same.
So we’ve got a Secretary of Defense who can’t keep his communications secure and a Secretary of Homeland Security who can’t keep her handbag secure.
#FireThemAll
3 things autistic kids will actually never do:
1. Pick up a roadkill bear from the side of the road and put it in their van to eat
2. Realize they could get in trouble for eating the bear
3. Leave it in Central Park to frame a cyclist for its murder
A democracy cannot survive when a single private citizen can effectively purchase the presidency.
And I won’t even mention that his citizenship was most likely obtained through fraud.
From now on, no matter what job she holds, I’m calling Kristi Noem the “Secretary of Handbag Security”
Who gave the order to arrest Ras Baraka while he was on public property complying with an officers order?
And who was the officer who shoved the Congresswoman?
We need names.
Spoke with a small business owner yesterday who told me all his suppliers are raising prices out of fear and/or greed even if they aren’t directly paying tariffs.
He called it “scareflation”
Of course.
DHS lied again.
Right after they murdered Renee Good, they shot a young couple in Portland.
Then lied about it.
They were *not* gang members.
And she wasn’t “involved” in a shooting, she was a victim of sexual assault.
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Unforgivable.
No amount of apologies from this man will suffice.
He cannot be allowed to stay in office.
He is an unqualified eugenicist.
Also an idiot.
I don’t know about the “Epstein list”
but what I want revealed is the contents of the several boxes of data CD’s that were removed from Epstein’s NYC home by the FBI.