Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings. Like what you wear on a finger, yeah. Not all of them, no—I don’t have jurisdiction over your wedding band there, for instance. It’s just *some* of the rings. How many? Well, boy, I’d have to count… No, it’s not millions, no
Another game cursed by Trump’s presence…
Every single video that would’ve been a wholesome “let’s learn together! explainer ten years ago now opens with “STOP using your toothbrush wrong! You absolute donkey. You fucking cretin”
Looking at Best NAS Hardware for a Plex Setup articles from January of this year like those quirky old signs restaurants decorate with that advertise in beautiful handlettering “ham-burger 19c”
A friend asked me to make pizza for an event… 40 people, 14 pies, 4 hours to do it. New kitchen, have to bring everything. NO PROBLEM 😈 Margherita, tomatoes, mushroom & onion, pep, corn, kale… Neapolitan and pan pies. Everything worked out ✌️
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The writers are really bringing all these subplots together as we near the finale… Ivermectin as a cure for screwworm, really clever stuff. My theory is that the season ends with Trump finally going blind from staring at the eclipse.
Knowledge that haunted me all throughout the 2000s: Bank of America also ran Banc of America
Never gonna wash, instant nosh, such a dirty rind
I gave it half a rub, it’s good grub, what’s with my behind?
Ouch, ow, augh, I, yikes, oof!
Explosive diarrhea
Ooh I’m on a produce hunt, a raw-food stunt
Are you gonna mess with my microflora?
Ooh you make my stomach grunt, my stomach grunt
Nom it just right off the shelf, cyclospora
MLS restarted this week, without the World Cup hydration break. So far, 41 players have died of thirst
It's a podcast of excellent, original horror fiction… If the world was fair, you'd be buying these for $15 each on your newsstand every month. But the world is far from fair, isn't it
Watch closely: thewoksoflife.com/stir-fried-l...
I installed Bitdefender this week, an anti-malware tool. As a product, this is full of flags that in fact *teach users to trust malware*. Let's say you're told to install Bitdefender—this happens…
I know people think stuff like this is just marketing, but it's UI. It enables other scams to thrive.
Listen all y'all it's corned beef cabbage
Listen all y'all it's corned beef cabbage
Listen all y'all it's corned beef cabbage
LISTEN ALL Y’ALL IT’S CORNED BEEF CABBAGE
A small work brag: in our editor Nova, project folders have this stroke that follows the color of the projects inside. I like it when UI reflects the content … just not in a transparent/blurry/distorted way 😝
It was 2026, and everybody was cooking their lettuce:
www.seriouseats.com/chinese-lett...
But seriously, I hope this converts some folks from eating tasteless raw greens (spinach, ugh) to actually preparing them for consumption.
Yeah yeah “it works,” but we have thousands of years of human culture that doesn’t rely on negging the reader at the top.
“You probably didn’t know that my name is Ishmael.”
“STOP saying it was the best of times”
Oregon City's new flag is bold, pleasantly meaningful—filled with symbolism that invites inquiry—and instantly iconic. Also, harmonizes well with Portland's awesome flag!
www.opb.org/article/2026...