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    Two simple pies for a birthday party. No sweat broken

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    Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings. Like what you wear on a finger, yeah. Not all of them, no—I don’t have jurisdiction over your wedding band there, for instance. It’s just *some* of the rings. How many? Well, boy, I’d have to count… No, it’s not millions, no

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    Another game cursed by Trump’s presence…

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    Every single video that would’ve been a wholesome “let’s learn together! explainer ten years ago now opens with “STOP using your toothbrush wrong! You absolute donkey. You fucking cretin”

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    🤘👇

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    Looking at Best NAS Hardware for a Plex Setup articles from January of this year like those quirky old signs restaurants decorate with that advertise in beautiful handlettering “ham-burger 19c”

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    A friend asked me to make pizza for an event… 40 people, 14 pies, 4 hours to do it. New kitchen, have to bring everything. NO PROBLEM 😈 Margherita, tomatoes, mushroom & onion, pep, corn, kale… Neapolitan and pan pies. Everything worked out ✌️

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    Jul 11, 2026
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    The first track leaked

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    Reply to @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

    The writers are really bringing all these subplots together as we near the finale… Ivermectin as a cure for screwworm, really clever stuff. My theory is that the season ends with Trump finally going blind from staring at the eclipse.

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    This is what I use to craft my @ replies

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    Knowledge that haunted me all throughout the 2000s: Bank of America also ran Banc of America

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    Reply to @mrgan.com

    Never gonna wash, instant nosh, such a dirty rind
    I gave it half a rub, it’s good grub, what’s with my behind?
    Ouch, ow, augh, I, yikes, oof!
    Explosive diarrhea

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    Reply to @mrgan.com

    Ooh I’m on a produce hunt, a raw-food stunt
    Are you gonna mess with my microflora?
    Ooh you make my stomach grunt, my stomach grunt
    Nom it just right off the shelf, cyclospora

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    MLS restarted this week, without the World Cup hydration break. So far, 41 players have died of thirst

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    It's a podcast of excellent, original horror fiction… If the world was fair, you'd be buying these for $15 each on your newsstand every month. But the world is far from fair, isn't it

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    close the

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    found your dream home

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    I installed Bitdefender this week, an anti-malware tool. As a product, this is full of flags that in fact *teach users to trust malware*. Let's say you're told to install Bitdefender—this happens…

    I know people think stuff like this is just marketing, but it's UI. It enables other scams to thrive.

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    Listen all y'all it's corned beef cabbage
    Listen all y'all it's corned beef cabbage
    Listen all y'all it's corned beef cabbage
    LISTEN ALL Y’ALL IT’S CORNED BEEF CABBAGE

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    A small work brag: in our editor Nova, project folders have this stroke that follows the color of the projects inside. I like it when UI reflects the content … just not in a transparent/blurry/distorted way 😝

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    Reply to @mrgan.com

    Yeah yeah “it works,” but we have thousands of years of human culture that doesn’t rely on negging the reader at the top.

    “You probably didn’t know that my name is Ishmael.”

    “STOP saying it was the best of times”

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    Oregon City's new flag is bold, pleasantly meaningful—filled with symbolism that invites inquiry—and instantly iconic. Also, harmonizes well with Portland's awesome flag!

    www.opb.org/article/2026...