favs.blue
  1. 1

    A friend asked me to make pizza for an event… 40 people, 14 pies, 4 hours to do it. New kitchen, have to bring everything. NO PROBLEM 😈 Margherita, tomatoes, mushroom & onion, pep, corn, kale… Neapolitan and pan pies. Everything worked out ✌️

    133 4
    Jul 11, 2026
  2. 2

    Two simple pies for a birthday party. No sweat broken

  3. 3

    Reply to @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

    The writers are really bringing all these subplots together as we near the finale… Ivermectin as a cure for screwworm, really clever stuff. My theory is that the season ends with Trump finally going blind from staring at the eclipse.

  4. 4

    close the

  5. 5

    A small work brag: in our editor Nova, project folders have this stroke that follows the color of the projects inside. I like it when UI reflects the content … just not in a transparent/blurry/distorted way 😝

  6. 6

    Saw my gastroenterologist, and as he listened to my lungs from behind me, he asked some questions—"Any pain?" No. "Constipation, diarrhea?" No. "Do you "keep your camp clean?" I, uh… Yes?

    I fully thought this was a euphemism for like, wiping my ass. On coming home, I realized I had worn this shirt:

  7. 7

    The only thing I can say about the band Geese, and I apologize if this is mean, is that it sounds like music other people listen to

  8. 8

    My daughter’s boyfriend tipped me off on where to buy bargain-priced soccer jerseys. He added that the same store sells 30-packs of eggs for $2.50. Ideal son in law

  9. 9

    This is it—Croatia’s last chance to win the World Cup. You may say it’s a long shot, given that they were eliminated from the competition two weeks ago. But winners dream big, and they never give up! Let’s go!!

  10. 10

    Reply

    also it's a small thing but the verb is set up! it's not setup!! the verb is not setup!!!!!

  11. 11

    Another game cursed by Trump’s presence…

  12. 12

    This is what I use to craft my @ replies

  13. 13

    Reply

    I’d capture the difference as, the first guy kinda meant “booty” as in sweet ass, and the second guy uses an iPad as his only computer

  14. 15

    The first track leaked

  15. 16

    Looking at Best NAS Hardware for a Plex Setup articles from January of this year like those quirky old signs restaurants decorate with that advertise in beautiful handlettering “ham-burger 19c”

  16. 17

    Love him or hate him, you have to admit the guy made a good cracker

  17. 18

    Here’s what I think,

  18. 19

    Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings. Like what you wear on a finger, yeah. Not all of them, no—I don’t have jurisdiction over your wedding band there, for instance. It’s just *some* of the rings. How many? Well, boy, I’d have to count… No, it’s not millions, no

  19. 20

    Between the naïveté of the digital-media buyer and the dust heap of the physical-media collector is the Sage Way: a Plex library of .1080p.Blu-Ray.FLAC1.0.x264-SPiRiT.mkv rips. But Neven, you say, storage is expensive! That’s where my secret comes in: a series of quietly failing external USB drives

  20. 21

    The way IKEA displays product dimensions is a typographical horror. The US imperial measurements don't help either, but still… Get out of ASCII jail!!

  21. 22

    found your dream home

  22. 23

    My Bluesky strategy is that I mute rather than block annoying people… I don’t need to see their shit, but they deserve the light and love of my beautiful posts

  23. 24

    Had a good phone call with my dad this morning… Turns out a restaurant they go to all the time charges way too much, there’s no way he’s ever going back. A sandwich just doesn’t cost that much in ingredients, give me a break. It’s probably illegal, actually. Anyway he’s having dinner there tonight

  24. 25

    My son walked in the room and said the Swiss team coach “looks like he has a podcast”