Michael Ian Black

Wow. China, Barack Obama, the Deep State, and the state of California conspired to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 (when Trump was president) and then DIDN'T do it again in 2024. So DEVIOUS!!!

Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate!

Just so I have this straight: USA Today, you published an entire article about a guy liking social media posts regarding his wedding?

USA TODAY @usatoday.com

Travis Kelce, who married Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden, showed his enthusiasm for the nuptials by liking several posts from wedding guests.

Travis Kelce is busy liking these Taylor Swift wedding guest photos

Travis Kelce, who married Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden, showed his enthusiasm for the nuptials by liking several posts from wedding guests.

Nuremberg Laws, anyone?

Panic! At the Pentagon

I've been wondering why they aren't more videos of this disaster, but then I realized the reason there aren't more video is because nobody's there to take them.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

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From the people who brought you evil...

Here's REALLY fucking evil.

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Mark Zuckerberg's assistant at Meta, Josh Felker, who was responsible for Meta's "digital experiences for kids," was arrested after admitting he tried to sext a 13-year-old during an undercover sting. nypost.com/2026/07/20/u...

Exclusive | Meta worker who developed ‘digital experiences for kids’ admits to trying to sext child in undercover NYC sting

He admitted he had been grooming and sexting someone he thought was a 13-year-old girl during a sting by vigilante group Predator Poachers Long Island.

"More than anything, his legacy will be that of parasitic fealty. That his relationship with McCain seems, in retrospect, to be rooted in nothing more than opportunism, his relationship with Trump will be remembered as that of enabler-in-chief." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/a-memory-o...

A Memory of Lindsey Graham

And some brief words on his passing

The mattresses at Mar-A-Lago just got a lot fluffier.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com

The US has collected about $13bn of Venezuela’s oil money. Where is it? ft.trib.al/EZ8JpLK

The US has collected about $13bn of Venezuela’s oil money. Where is it?

Washington has given diverging accounts of where the earthquake-shattered country’s funds are going

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about Schrodinger's turtle. www.thedailybeast.com/why-the-mitc...

Why the Mitch McConnell Mystery Is Even Worse Than We Think

A former Senate Majority Leader gone missing? Our whole political establishment is brain-dead.

Maybe Mitch McConnell is alive, maybe he’s dead. Whichever it is, he sucks/sucked.

I kind of hate everything right now except Mamdani jumping into a swimming pool.

Presidential pardon incoming.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social

Tulsi Gabbard’s brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children into his hotel room in Waikiki

Tulsi Gabbard's Brother Arrested For Allegedly Trying To Lure Children Into His Hotel Room

WHY DO THESE TOTALLY INNOCENT MEN KEEP GETTING ARRESTED FOR SEX CRIMES AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING???

USA TODAY @usatoday.com

The Tate brothers, known for their divisive internet personalities, face extradition to the UK on charges that include sexual assault and trafficking.

Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on UK charges of rape, trafficking

The Tate brothers, known for their divisive internet personalities, face extradition to the UK on charges that include sexual assault and trafficking.

I'm totally fine with the US losing in a sport that few people in the US care about except once every four years. But losing to BELGIUM?!? I'm also totally fine with that.

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the ongoing Mitch 'sitch. www.thedailybeast.com/the-question...

The Questions We Should All Be Asking About Missing Mitch McConnell

And no, I don’t just mean whether he ate the poop lettuce.

"The entire conservative movement appears to have the combined IQ of a legume." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/plane-dumb

Plane Dumb

God help me, I listened to about five minutes of Glenn Beck’s radio show this morning.

Maybe the government can stop murdering people for no reason, but also in general?

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social

The victim's brother said that ICE agent approached from the passenger side of the car, stuck his hand in through the window, and opened fire. He says that ICE officers kept shooting even as the car had come to a stop and was put into park.

Murder: it’s what’s for dinner.

The New York Times @nytimes.com

The Trump administration is scrapping more than three dozen firearms regulations, abandoning a crackdown on illegal sales, restoring gun rights to some people with mental illness and loosening oversight of private weapons transactions. nyti.ms/4aALj0u

He died as he lived - in denial.

Raw Story @rawstory.com

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.

‘I can’t die now’: Explosive report reveals Graham laughed off advice to seek medical care

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.Graham’s office announced early Sunday the South Carolina Republican had died of a “brief and sudden illness,” and further ...

So grateful he stopped this war on his first day in office, as promised.

The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com

⚡️Trump claims Zelensky, Putin 'want to make a deal' after speaking to both leaders.

Trump claims Zelensky, Putin 'want to make a deal' after speaking to both leaders

"I had a very good talk with President Putin... We had a long talk yesterday. It lasted a long time. And I also spoke with President Zelensky right after that. I think they both want to make a deal. I...

So apparently he's going to say China interfered with the 2020 election? Is he going to declare on China to distract from the war with Iran which was distraction from the Epstein Files?

Trying to rank worst people in the world. I've got Trump at #2, after Putin. Elon might be #3.

Was this before or after the last time they agreed to stop attacking each other?

Axios @axios.com

The U.S. and Iran agreed to stop attacking each other, according to a senior U.S. official, as the 2 sides plan to meet Tuesday in Qatar's capital to work out their dispute over the Strait of Hormuz.

U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week, U.S. official says

The ceasefire is barely 11 days old and already on shaky ground.