Michael Ian Black

Wow. China, Barack Obama, the Deep State, and the state of California conspired to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 (when Trump was president) and then DIDN'T do it again in 2024. So DEVIOUS!!!

Just so I have this straight: USA Today, you published an entire article about a guy liking social media posts regarding his wedding?

USA TODAY @usatoday.com

Travis Kelce, who married Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden, showed his enthusiasm for the nuptials by liking several posts from wedding guests.

Travis Kelce is busy liking these Taylor Swift wedding guest photos

Travis Kelce, who married Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden, showed his enthusiasm for the nuptials by liking several posts from wedding guests.

Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate!

I kind of hate everything right now except Mamdani jumping into a swimming pool.

Celebrating the Fourth as the Founders intended: with a black bean Crunchwrap Supreme at Taco Bell.

Maybe Mitch McConnell is alive, maybe he’s dead. Whichever it is, he sucks/sucked.

I'm totally fine with the US losing in a sport that few people in the US care about except once every four years. But losing to BELGIUM?!? I'm also totally fine with that.

It's raining outside, there's pizza in the oven, and Ella Fitzgerald is on the hi-fi. Does it get any better? It does not.

Panic! At the Pentagon

Do you guys follow this account? Every now and again, it just kind of blows me away. Each of those galaxies contains hundreds of billions of stars, many with planets and moons and all the rest. We live in an incredible universe. Why does it have so many morons?

Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social

AM 0218-321 - From Judy Schmidt (geckzilla.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2goPQdv

I've been wondering why they aren't more videos of this disaster, but then I realized the reason there aren't more video is because nobody's there to take them.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

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"More than anything, his legacy will be that of parasitic fealty. That his relationship with McCain seems, in retrospect, to be rooted in nothing more than opportunism, his relationship with Trump will be remembered as that of enabler-in-chief." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/a-memory-o...

A Memory of Lindsey Graham

And some brief words on his passing

The mattresses at Mar-A-Lago just got a lot fluffier.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com

The US has collected about $13bn of Venezuela’s oil money. Where is it? ft.trib.al/EZ8JpLK

The US has collected about $13bn of Venezuela’s oil money. Where is it?

Washington has given diverging accounts of where the earthquake-shattered country’s funds are going

Nuremberg Laws, anyone?

I have a gue$$.

USA TODAY @usatoday.com

A record number of young adults live with parents. Why?

A record number of young adults live with parents. Why?

A record number of under-35 adults are living with their parents rather than negotiate the tricky math of living alone.

WHY DO THESE TOTALLY INNOCENT MEN KEEP GETTING ARRESTED FOR SEX CRIMES AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING???

USA TODAY @usatoday.com

The Tate brothers, known for their divisive internet personalities, face extradition to the UK on charges that include sexual assault and trafficking.

Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on UK charges of rape, trafficking

The Tate brothers, known for their divisive internet personalities, face extradition to the UK on charges that include sexual assault and trafficking.

Presidential pardon incoming.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social

Tulsi Gabbard’s brother was arrested and charged after he allegedly tried to lure several children into his hotel room in Waikiki

Tulsi Gabbard's Brother Arrested For Allegedly Trying To Lure Children Into His Hotel Room

Happy 4th of July, I guess.

He died as he lived - in denial.

Raw Story @rawstory.com

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.

‘I can’t die now’: Explosive report reveals Graham laughed off advice to seek medical care

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.Graham’s office announced early Sunday the South Carolina Republican had died of a “brief and sudden illness,” and further ...

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about Schrodinger's turtle. www.thedailybeast.com/why-the-mitc...

Why the Mitch McConnell Mystery Is Even Worse Than We Think

A former Senate Majority Leader gone missing? Our whole political establishment is brain-dead.

How we think about beauty? She's Top 10 most beautiful women in the world. I ain't rethinkin nuthin.

The New York Times @nytimes.com

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com By casting Lupita N’yongo as Helen of Troy in his new film, “The Odyssey,” Christopher Nolan “is using Helen just as the Greek authors did: to provoke, challenge and discomfit how we think about beauty and identity,” Daniel Mendelsohn writes.

Opinion | The Beautiful Truth About Helen of Troy

She was a legendary beauty, but also so much more.

Trying to rank worst people in the world. I've got Trump at #2, after Putin. Elon might be #3.

From the people who brought you evil...

Here's REALLY fucking evil.

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Mark Zuckerberg's assistant at Meta, Josh Felker, who was responsible for Meta's "digital experiences for kids," was arrested after admitting he tried to sext a 13-year-old during an undercover sting. nypost.com/2026/07/20/u...

Exclusive | Meta worker who developed ‘digital experiences for kids’ admits to trying to sext child in undercover NYC sting

He admitted he had been grooming and sexting someone he thought was a 13-year-old girl during a sting by vigilante group Predator Poachers Long Island.

Chris wanted me to let everybody know how grateful we are that so many of you went to see "The Odyssey" this weekend. When we started working on it a few years ago, a lot of folks said nobody would want to see "an old Greek story." You proved them wrong. Our little labor of love is now yours.