Sam

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him

I do not want to see the Al images, I don't want to see the fascist ones, I don't want to see the ironic ones, I don't want to see the ones that were made by someone who doesn't usually use this stuff but this one is low-key a little funny lol

Libraries are so crazy. I can just put a "hold" on something? I can basically just wave my hand and tell them to get me a book, and then they get it for me? This must be what being a king feels like.

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Finally I have found you. We were vultures on the steppe 3000 years ago, and we gnawed the rotting bones of horses together. Tell me, do you remember the winds of Elbrus?
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Lmao I saw this interaction, bro did NOT mention he always claimed the choicest marrow 🤣🤣🤣

hup

This looks like a pleading post looking for someone to adopt an unsuccessful baseball player before he is put down

Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch.bsky.social

Dem consultants and comms have to be working for conservatives cause lmao

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seeing the first signs of Woke 2

The emperor sets all his tweets to "Everybody can reply," as a matter of ancient custom. This, of course, does not mean you should reply to him. There are formalities to be observed.

To the Discover tab with Mr Hater, where, accosted by a great many Repliers, I did lay about me with a great Stick til I bruised them greatly, which brought me some pleasure. Thence to Quiet Posters, where my wife awaited me, most displeased.

Imagine waiting to make contact with your agent here and getting quietly shot in the head

They should have a separate Internet that you have to pass a sort of civil service certification exam to post on. Everybody else can look at youtube for kids with comments disabled.

They come out of the earth, out of plants, out of our things and out of our bodies, not new but only previously hidden or perhaps inchoate. I drink them gladly so that they may recede again.

It's so crazy how little people talk about this wikipedia page I'm reading right now

It seems incredibly obvious to me that datacenters are a synecdoche for the whole process of having our lives and environments transformed according to the interests of capital as represented by a set of tech companies

I don't need images to load. I've seen enough

They should have been entombed with her

Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social

“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol

berry time

Interesting, okay