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“Alligator Alcatraz” will begin operations on Wednesday.

This is your reminder that a prison without due process is a concentration camp.

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.

“I can’t believe you’re willing to cut people off because of who they voted for,” said a family member.

Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.

You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.

Believe it.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

The same people who say Adriana Smith should stay hooked up to machines so a fetus can gestate inside her dead body for 7 months because “it’s a sacrifice a mother would make” can’t fathom a mother crossing the border with her children in hopes of providing a better life for them.

If you think they won’t come after social security, Medicare, Medicaid, or veterans’ benefits, remember how confident you were that they wouldn’t come after Roe v. Wade.

The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.

Let that sink in.

One of my fourth graders asked a friend if he and his family wanted to live at his house since they are scared of the cold men coming to their house.

The cold men are ICE.

Kids may not understand it all right now, but they are listening.

Marjorie Taylor Greene bought $275K in stocks after tariffs were announced.

Interesting timing, huh?

Martha Stewart went to prison for far less.

So much of this could have been prevented if the men in the Epstein files had been prosecuted instead of protected.

I wish the same energy for demanding a ballroom went into demanding gun reform when children are shot in schools.

If you can safely attend a game at Madison Square Garden, you don’t need a ballroom.

We cannot force a corpse to donate organs, but we can force a dead woman to be an incubator against her family’s wishes.

The precedent this is setting is terrifying.

Testicles usually drop at around nine months of age.

Mike Pence’s took 65 years.

Solar panels aren’t being held up in the Strait of Hormuz.

A point worth making

The same people who think buying junk food with SNAP benefits is “abusing the system” are fine with wealthy parents using vouchers to send their kids to private schools.

Public education is a right, not a privilege.

Private education is a privilege, not a right.

Fund public schools.

My kids golf at a private golf course.

They have never golfed at the public course, and they have no plans to, but I still want the public course to pay for their private memberships.

Now you know how school vouchers work.

A man who called independent women “medicated, meddlesome, and quarrelsome” and said, “Every effort must be made not to recruit women into engineering…ditto for med school and the law and every trade” is now on the Board of Trustees of the University of West Florida.

Meet Scott Yenor.

Pssst. Hey, you.
Yes, you.
Hi.

If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore.

We need you. Keep it up.

If you burn an American flag, you get a year in jail.

If you attack a Capitol police officer with an American flag, you get a pardon.

Every single day, the President or a member of his administration does something that would have ended the career of politicians in the past, but nothing happens to them because they aren’t politicians.

They’re performers.

There is no leader of Antifa.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.

They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.

I have nothing against private schools. I have nothing against religious schools. I have nothing against homeschooling.

I have everything against public schools being defunded in order to pay for them.