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“I can’t believe you’re willing to cut people off because of who they voted for,” said a family member.

Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.

You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.

Believe it.

I don’t want to read about a former President’s mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.

I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

One of my fourth graders asked a friend if he and his family wanted to live at his house since they are scared of the cold men coming to their house.

The cold men are ICE.

Kids may not understand it all right now, but they are listening.

“Alligator Alcatraz” will begin operations on Wednesday.

This is your reminder that a prison without due process is a concentration camp.

The same people who say Adriana Smith should stay hooked up to machines so a fetus can gestate inside her dead body for 7 months because “it’s a sacrifice a mother would make” can’t fathom a mother crossing the border with her children in hopes of providing a better life for them.

So much of this could have been prevented if the men in the Epstein files had been prosecuted instead of protected.

The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.

Let that sink in.

If you think they won’t come after social security, Medicare, Medicaid, or veterans’ benefits, remember how confident you were that they wouldn’t come after Roe v. Wade.

Testicles usually drop at around nine months of age.

Mike Pence’s took 65 years.

If you can safely attend a game at Madison Square Garden, you don’t need a ballroom.

I love how they call Bluesky an echo chamber like we forgot all about Truth Social.

Marjorie Taylor Greene bought $275K in stocks after tariffs were announced.

Interesting timing, huh?

Martha Stewart went to prison for far less.

I wish the same energy for demanding a ballroom went into demanding gun reform when children are shot in schools.

Solar panels aren’t being held up in the Strait of Hormuz.

A point worth making

Pssst. Hey, you.
Yes, you.
Hi.

If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore.

We need you. Keep it up.

We cannot force a corpse to donate organs, but we can force a dead woman to be an incubator against her family’s wishes.

The precedent this is setting is terrifying.

I just found out that an older woman asked my brother if he was happy Trump won on the day after the election.

When he said yes, she said fuck you.

I wish I knew who she was so I could give her a high-five and buy her a drink.

I was called a groomer today.

Was I grooming a dog? No.

Was I attempting to corrupt a child? Definitely no.

Then, why?

I was wearing a sweatshirt that said Fund Public Schools.

Every single day, the President or a member of his administration does something that would have ended the career of politicians in the past, but nothing happens to them because they aren’t politicians.

They’re performers.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, Matt Gaetz is a pedophile.

Public education is a right, not a privilege.

Private education is a privilege, not a right.

Fund public schools.

I’m proud of myself.

I listened to a privileged white woman talk about how worried she is that her cleaning lady will leave the country. “What will I do then?” she said.

I said nothing, but went into each bathroom and turned the toilet paper rolls the wrong way, and then I Irish goodbyed.

The same people who think buying junk food with SNAP benefits is “abusing the system” are fine with wealthy parents using vouchers to send their kids to private schools.