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Jorts (and Jean)

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    I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

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    Feb 5, 2025
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    It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

    8,423 2,639
    Feb 2, 2026
  3. 3

    We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

    Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
    Trump is reportedly expected to nominate anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services
    Trump expected to select Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead HHS
    The choice will roil many public health experts after his years of touting debunked claims that vaccines cause autism.
    7,577 1,705
    Nov 14, 2024
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    I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby

    an orange cat is curled up in a circle shape with his fuzzy face looking up at you very innocently
    25,398 1,669
    Mar 15, 2025
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    Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

    blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting
    32,056 1,592
    Nov 15, 2024
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    Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

    an orange cat lays on the carpet staring into the distance wearing a christmas fashion collar with holly leaves and jingle bells. the tweet from last year says “They got me. I’ve been jingled.”
    13,977 1,493
    Dec 25, 2024
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    Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

    9,294 1,441
    Jan 28, 2025
  8. 8

    Umm hey. First of all, it was an accident

    an orange cat looking innocent but also a little concerned
    30,020 1,234
    Nov 29, 2024
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    Reply to @jortsthecat.bsky.social

    Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

    7,919 1,063
    Feb 5, 2025
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    This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...

    PITTSBURGH'S Public Source Newspaper Guild of Pittsburgh journalists return to their jobs at the Post-Gazette after three years on strike After a court ruling in their favor, long-striking journalists declared victory and returned to a pivotal Southwestern Pennsylvania newsroom. They return as union organizing continues throughout the region. Stephanie Strasburg November 24, 2025 Natalie Duleba, local secretary of the guild, hugs Jon Schleuss, president of the NewsGuild Communications of America, as she hands him the mic. "The first day of this strike, our folks went over across the street and they sat down at a table, and they started talking about that they were going to take care of each other," said Schleuss, acknowledging the guild could not have known how long the path back to work would be. (Photo by Stephanie Strasburg/Pittsburgh's Public Source)
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    Nov 25, 2025
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    There are a lot of bad things happening all at once, and it’s overwhelming to think about how to meet moments like this.

    Jean says to focus on 1 or 2 things that you care about, understand fairly well, and are either local or involve a topic where you’re likely to have influence and find community

    a beautiful tortoiseshell cat has one paw extended as she rests on the back of a sofa. she looks alert, determined and thoughtful
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    Apr 16, 2025
  12. 12

    I was just LOOKING

    an orange cat is looking at you from around the corner. a christmas tree is just behind him, totally undisturbed
    13,502 861
    Nov 30, 2024
  13. 13

    Happy New Ears to those who celebrate. I will be keeping my regular ones, they aren’t worn out yet

    an orange cat is in a curvy croissant shape with his front bunny paws curled to his chest
    12,559 852
    Jan 1, 2025
  14. 14

    Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

    an orange cat in a semi-dark room is peeking out from a footstool that has a cat cave built into it. the foot still is shaped like a hippopotamus so he’s looking out from a hippo’s belly
    9,433 783
    Feb 11, 2025
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    I see so many people here that I have been missing. I love you, comrade besties

    an orange cat is looking at you with love with his little paws curled to his chest
    12,612 777
    Oct 18, 2024
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    What a weird time. Hold onto your butts

    an orange cat calmly looking out the window. a battery candle is lit on window next to him
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    Jan 20, 2025
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    United Farm Workers union members are being rounded up by ICE. You can donate to UFW here, they need all the help they can get: ufw.org/donate

    Your spare change makes change
    Your spare change makes change
    United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social
    UFW union members are among those detained while traveling home from work yesterday. We are providing them and their families with support. 1/
    english ICE AT MY WORK HAVE A PLAN! STATE AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS. WHAT TO DO IF: ICE Shows Up At Your Work DO NOT SEPARATE. BE MINDFUL. IF ICE HAS A SEARCH WARRANT SIGNED BY A JUDGE: KNOW THE LAW. RAPID RESPONSE NETWORK OF KERN If possibly talk to your employer, union, or coworkers about creating a plan. Decide who will represent your workplace if ICE shows up; this person will ask to see the warrant, will not consent to a search, and will be the main point of contact with ICE agents. You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to ask for an attorney, and you have right to not consent to a search. Remember to invoke these rights! You should not share any information and sign any documents with ICE agents until you can speak to an attorney. ICE agents will use a variety of tactics to discover your immigration status. If a raid occurs, make sure you and your coworkers stick together and do not respond to ICE agents. Never discuss your immigration status at work with anyone, unless it's to have a plan in place. Make sure the warrant has the correct address for your workplace. Look at the warrant to see what areas ICE is authorized to search. ICE is not authorized to search areas or inspect items that are not described in the warrant. Under California law, employers cannot provide employee records or voluntarily allow ICE agents to enter non-public areas of a workplace without a judicial warrant.
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    Jan 8, 2025
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    Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job

    an orange cat is looking defiant because he is doing extremely critical snuggling right now
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    Jan 19, 2025
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    Like it or not, this is the ideal orange form

    an orange cat with a perfect primordial pouch is sprawled on the floor taking up plenty of space
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    Oct 19, 2024
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    Do you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it

    an orange cat is sitting alertly in a slightly squashed storage basket. he has a sweet and simple expression
    6,437 638
    Apr 8, 2026
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    Days since a trash can mishap: 0

    This was a long time coming and it was a REALLY GOOD mishap bahahahaha full statement to follow

    Photo of an orange cat looking amused. It is captioned “Jorts may be a 10, but today is a zero” it has a breaking news chyron that says “What has gotten into him today? -Coworkers”
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    Mar 12, 2025
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    Last winter you put a little pillow on top of the radiator for me. Last year you loved me more I guess, that’s ok it’s totally fine. I’m fine

    an orange cat is curled up on top of a framed radiator looking warm and comfy but also vaguely sad
    9,705 618
    Dec 3, 2024
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    I know it’s my job to inspect this cardboard box. I don’t always feel excited about the job, but the work matters

    an orange cat is getting cautiously into a cardboard box
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    May 23, 2025
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    I had a lot of things to do and while I was trying to do the things more things happened so when I finish the FIRST things there will already be OTHER things to do. Fed up of doing things

    an orange cat has his enormous front paws stretched out in front of him. he also has his tongue sticking out but in a cool way
    12,398 562
    Nov 15, 2024
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    [Waiting for the host to start meeting.]

    The host:

    an orange cat is sitting in a dignified position leaning on one elbow with his paws politely crossed but he fell asleep which somewhat undermines the dignified posture
    9,785 529
    Mar 26, 2025