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Jorts (and Jean)

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  1. 1

    I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

    52,105 10,705
    Feb 5, 2025
  2. 2

    Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

    blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting
    32,064 1,593
    Nov 15, 2024
  3. 3

    Umm hey. First of all, it was an accident

    an orange cat looking innocent but also a little concerned
    30,026 1,234
    Nov 29, 2024
  4. 4

    I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby

    an orange cat is curled up in a circle shape with his fuzzy face looking up at you very innocently
    25,401 1,670
    Mar 15, 2025
  5. 5

    Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job

    an orange cat is looking defiant because he is doing extremely critical snuggling right now
    15,552 714
    Jan 19, 2025
  6. 6

    What a weird time. Hold onto your butts

    an orange cat calmly looking out the window. a battery candle is lit on window next to him
    14,337 757
    Jan 20, 2025
  7. 7

    Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

    an orange cat lays on the carpet staring into the distance wearing a christmas fashion collar with holly leaves and jingle bells. the tweet from last year says “They got me. I’ve been jingled.”
    13,981 1,493
    Dec 25, 2024
  8. 8

    I was just LOOKING

    an orange cat is looking at you from around the corner. a christmas tree is just behind him, totally undisturbed
    13,506 862
    Nov 30, 2024
  9. 9

    I see so many people here that I have been missing. I love you, comrade besties

    an orange cat is looking at you with love with his little paws curled to his chest
    12,614 777
    Oct 18, 2024
  10. 10

    Happy New Ears to those who celebrate. I will be keeping my regular ones, they aren’t worn out yet

    an orange cat is in a curvy croissant shape with his front bunny paws curled to his chest
    12,565 852
    Jan 1, 2025
  11. 11

    I had a lot of things to do and while I was trying to do the things more things happened so when I finish the FIRST things there will already be OTHER things to do. Fed up of doing things

    an orange cat has his enormous front paws stretched out in front of him. he also has his tongue sticking out but in a cool way
    12,400 562
    Nov 15, 2024
  12. 12

    Oh ok I don’t know you well but you’re going to tell me about your opinions. Want to pet my belly too? That way we are both nervous about bloodshed

    an orange cat looking alert and somewhat short tempered
    11,414 516
    Nov 21, 2024
  13. 13

    I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened

    an orange cat is in a semi-dark room with a TV on in the background. he is in a little loaf shape with his paws tucked neatly under his chest
    10,889 450
    Nov 22, 2024
  14. 14

    Maybe today I won’t scream at the top of my lungs the entire car ride. We’ll see

    an orange cat is peeking out of the mesh window of a cat carrier
    10,848 378
    Apr 2, 2025
  15. 15

    I’m super adorable but my secret is that I am stressed out about that sound

    an orange cat in a holiday setting is looking super adorable but also very alert
    10,554 458
    Dec 19, 2024
  16. 16

    Seems like a nice day for running around screaming questions at each other that we know full well have no answers

    an orange cat has an agitated and confused expression on his face, and part of a jacket on his neck
    10,100 489
    Jan 28, 2025
  17. 17

    Like it or not, this is the ideal orange form

    an orange cat with a perfect primordial pouch is sprawled on the floor taking up plenty of space
    10,032 714
    Oct 19, 2024
  18. 18

    [Waiting for the host to start meeting.]

    The host:

    an orange cat is sitting in a dignified position leaning on one elbow with his paws politely crossed but he fell asleep which somewhat undermines the dignified posture
    9,792 529
    Mar 26, 2025
  19. 19

    Last winter you put a little pillow on top of the radiator for me. Last year you loved me more I guess, that’s ok it’s totally fine. I’m fine

    an orange cat is curled up on top of a framed radiator looking warm and comfy but also vaguely sad
    9,707 618
    Dec 3, 2024
  20. 20

    I know I’m late. Before I go in I’m checking the vibe

    an orange cat is on the floor outside of the room with his face and ears barely visible peeking in the doorway. if he doesn’t like the vibe he’s going to slide right on back out of sight
    9,527 527
    Jul 6, 2025
  21. 21

    Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

    an orange cat in a semi-dark room is peeking out from a footstool that has a cat cave built into it. the foot still is shaped like a hippopotamus so he’s looking out from a hippo’s belly
    9,436 783
    Feb 11, 2025
  22. 22

    Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

    9,295 1,441
    Jan 28, 2025
  23. 23

    I know it’s my job to inspect this cardboard box. I don’t always feel excited about the job, but the work matters

    an orange cat is getting cautiously into a cardboard box
    8,527 591
    May 23, 2025
  24. 24

    It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

    8,429 2,642
    Feb 2, 2026
  25. 25

    POV you thought cats don’t like little potatoes

    an orange cat is really really close to your face looking offended because you didn’t give him any little potatoes and you just ate the last one
    8,385 355
    Dec 22, 2024