Eli Mallon

Merry Christmas! I gots some Astro Bots

3d printed this

New GitHub low: a CI run failed because the GitHub runner couldn't resolve DNS for the website "GitHub.com".

great website no notes

so glad I can be learning Rust from the experts at Adobe, their beautiful elegant code is really an inspiration 😊

New Streamplace monetization strategy: gimmie all your money or the VODs get it

You’re gonna be like “Eli, that controller doesn’t connect to that Switch”

Don’t worry I got a dongle

If your goal is to make atproto accessible to non-technical users I implore you to stop calling them “normies”

Every shell and terminal emulator ever with 100% confidence that they're doing the right thing for the user: ^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A

We have a late entrant in "most embarrassing commit of 2025!" It's an honor just to be nominated

It’s like… either this is the singularity or it ain’t

If it ain’t, presumably all these companies are going to regret these ten trillion dollar datacenters at some point?

If it is… what makes you think that a superintelligence is going to have any interest in juicing e.g. Meta’s shareholder value?

He is such a weird shape!!!

Excited to announce our collaboration with @ipfs.tech and https://dasl.ing on two new standards for the next thousand years of decentralized social video: S2PA and MUXL!

Together they give us a standard for self-certifying and content-addressable media in the decentralized social ecosystem.

S2PA and MUXL: Bringing Video to Content-Addressed Systems

Mason. Those are my pants.

💯 Thanks a million to the Bluesky team for the integration and to the @stream.place and atproto communities for always being in our corner. Onward!

alex benzer @alexbenzer.com

stream.place links are now supported in the Live Now beta! OTA update rolling out today. love what @iame.li's building. when you stream there, your LIVE status on Bluesky is auto-updated. very cool demonstration of how Atmosphere apps can interconnect and benefit each other.

Stream.place

Stream.place is open-source livestreaming on the AT Protocol.

First real breaking news I saw on Bluesky first. Reuters has it 20 minutes later www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Column of smoke seen, loud noises heard in Venezuelan capital

Airplanes, loud noises and at least one column of smoke were being heard and seen in Venezuelan capital Caracas in the early hours of Saturday morning, according to Reuters witnesses, and the southern...

does this count lol

stonks

football posting: sam darnold's seahawks winning the superbowl will in fact cause every vikings fan in seattle to explode at the same time, fair warning

18 years of Android, 13 years of Docker, and yet "run some kind of Dockerized headless Android thing for automated testing" is still completely beyond us huh

ATProto/ActivityPub rivalry notwithstanding, omfg if I were Mastodon today I'd be so angry at this

Google Maps really nailing the cities in the PNW here: Everett, Tacoma, Olympia, Salem, Corvallis, and Eugene. No other important ones!

Anyone need anything else added to internet standards while I’m here?

ATProto community, we're getting very close to VOD general availability! I've posted some draft versions of the following atproto lexicons:

`place.stream.video`
`place.stream.media.track`
`place.stream.media.origin`

Please roast my lexicons! What's good, what's bad, what makes you mad? Speak now!