Staced & Whirled

Instead of telling guys to calm down, I just slap them with an estrogen patch.

I miss hairsprays that would deplete the ozone layer just so my hairstyle could outlast humidity.

Batman, inventorying weapons:
Batarangs ✔️
Batclaw ✔️
Uh Robin, why do we need a Destiny's Child CD?

Robin: I wanna be ready for any jelly

my data is up here

Those who suffer during a dental cleaning will surely enter the gates of Heaven.

saying data like tata just for the attention

us-ing hyph-ens in m-y w-ord-s fo-r algori-thmic e-ngagemen-t

Me, as a defense lawyer: Your honor, he’s innocent by reason of his burden laden name.

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This got 6 reposts on Mastodon if you want to know what viraling is like💅

A real life adaptation mash up of King Kong and Romeo & Juliet was not on my BINGO card today, how about y’all’s?

Dental hygienist: how often do you floss?
Me: Every time I eat Triscuits

Are reality shows real or cake?

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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social here please & thank you🤗

Unreconcilable couples fight in divorce code

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Blue balled

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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social this one please & thank you🥳

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*writes down BS does not like estrogen violence in my notes*

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Pick up the shit

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🥳

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🤣the best was AquaNet

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But my hair sir

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Just another post that humored me way more than it humored you

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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social this one please