Gail Simone

Folks, I am a positive person who is happy in my life and who tries to see people’s good side wherever possible and I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate JKR’s loathsome guts.

My friend the Michigan Strangler has died.

A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people.

We used to go to Arby's.

Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."

Imagine how disappointed I was when I bought all the early D&D gear only to find out that the whole Satanic Panic was horseshit and I DIDN'T gain wicked cool demonic powers.

If you are in any way making an effort to fight back against the heightened lack of kindness and empathy we are experiencing, no matter how small, I love you and you are my hero.

Kindness fills chasms.

A Lego master made this actual Gail minting and it’s making me so happy!

They should do a GLADIATOR III with Russell Crowe fighting murder trucks and call it MAXIMUS OVERDRIVE.

People may blame my family for the unwashed dishes in our kitchen sink but I prefer to think it was Democratic socialists.

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell for almost twenty minutes and we played this funny little game we always play where I poke him with a stick repeatedly and he doesn’t react at all.

Oh that Mitch!

LIKES: games and comics and time with my family and reading good books and iced tea and kayaking

DISLIKES: Transphobes, which are 100% trash without exception

Weird accomplishments;

I have an official My Little Pony based on me

Deadpool uses my name in the first two movies and spoke at length about Women In Refrigerators

I turned down Gene Simmons, Paris Hilton and Bacardi.

My name was officially made into Babs Gordon’s middle name.

More to come!

We are in complete agreement.

Watching 'progressive' voices say we have to let trans people suffer to get votes is the shittiest of shitty shit.

Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is…

What is your weirdest actual accomplishment?

Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?

Justice Alito just voted for mandatory pissing on the Statue Of Liberty.

In his weird opinion, he wrote, "She's female, and she's a foreigner."

Wolverine meeting the Argentine Phoenix is my favorite thing ever.

Design and art by the great @lucianovecchio.bsky.social !

I love the Uncanny X-Men.

I can't believe we can't have physical bisques anymore.

THANKS A LOT, SONY.

Mr Beast and James Patterson have a novel coming out together and I am relatively secure in the assumption that neither is aware.

Well, I just heard the news that there aren’t going to be any more physical dicks.

Thanks a HEAP, Sony!

Well done, Ororo.

Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social

The Freedom 250 fireworks were evacuated due to a thunderstorm. It took a while, but channeling Storm ten years ago is finally paying off!

Okay, so about the two Rogue and Gambit fans I met randomly as they were checkout girls at the local grocery store. As I said, while I was checking out, a jerk customer yelled at our checker and made her cry.

It pissed me off.

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Listening to those people is a massive waste of time.

Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social

the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane