Gail Simone

Folks, I am a positive person who is happy in my life and who tries to see people’s good side wherever possible and I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate JKR’s loathsome guts.

Imagine how disappointed I was when I bought all the early D&D gear only to find out that the whole Satanic Panic was horseshit and I DIDN'T gain wicked cool demonic powers.

A Lego master made this actual Gail minting and it’s making me so happy!

My friend the Michigan Strangler has died.

A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people.

We used to go to Arby's.

Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."

People may blame my family for the unwashed dishes in our kitchen sink but I prefer to think it was Democratic socialists.

Weird accomplishments;

I have an official My Little Pony based on me

Deadpool uses my name in the first two movies and spoke at length about Women In Refrigerators

I turned down Gene Simmons, Paris Hilton and Bacardi.

My name was officially made into Babs Gordon’s middle name.

More to come!

LIKES: games and comics and time with my family and reading good books and iced tea and kayaking

DISLIKES: Transphobes, which are 100% trash without exception

They should do a GLADIATOR III with Russell Crowe fighting murder trucks and call it MAXIMUS OVERDRIVE.

If you are in any way making an effort to fight back against the heightened lack of kindness and empathy we are experiencing, no matter how small, I love you and you are my hero.

Kindness fills chasms.

This was a good day.

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell for almost twenty minutes and we played this funny little game we always play where I poke him with a stick repeatedly and he doesn’t react at all.

Oh that Mitch!

Well done, Ororo.

Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social

The Freedom 250 fireworks were evacuated due to a thunderstorm. It took a while, but channeling Storm ten years ago is finally paying off!

Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is…

What is your weirdest actual accomplishment?

Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?

I love the Uncanny X-Men.

Wolverine meeting the Argentine Phoenix is my favorite thing ever.

Design and art by the great @lucianovecchio.bsky.social !

Mr Beast and James Patterson have a novel coming out together and I am relatively secure in the assumption that neither is aware.

I am gonna watch Supergirl again

Every once in a while, someone tries to argue with me about transphobes. Seriously , don’t waste your fucking fetid breath.

Thank you.

I can't believe we can't have physical bisques anymore.

THANKS A LOT, SONY.

You guys, I bought SO MUCH bagged lettuce and it was on SALE for some reason!

Justice Alito just voted for mandatory pissing on the Statue Of Liberty.

In his weird opinion, he wrote, "She's female, and she's a foreigner."

Okay, so about the two Rogue and Gambit fans I met randomly as they were checkout girls at the local grocery store. As I said, while I was checking out, a jerk customer yelled at our checker and made her cry.

It pissed me off.

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I just found out that FRANKENSTEIN was written by a woman and holy crap, you'd think she could have prettied the monster up a bit!