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    white people love to be named "bum farto"

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    May 30, 2026
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    hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck

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    Apr 24, 2026
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    yaoi has become very popular lately. check it out if you have the time

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    Apr 27, 2026
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    hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

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    Jul 2, 2023
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    updated GFM post-recent circumstances! after getting rugpulled by my mom we're broke & urgently need help with AZ>MN move costs&initial homelessness til we can get work+residency+self-sustainability. sharing/any help massively appreciated<3

    venmo/cashapp:@/$d0gg3aux
    www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus...

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    Jun 20, 2026
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    [everyone on american airlines flight 11 screaming because i appeared out of thin air and shot a bunch of random passengers] those guys were gonna do 9/11. everyone please calm down they were about to do 9/11

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    Sep 11, 2023
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    i think all factors put together this is probably the best of the mammals

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    Dec 10, 2024
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    hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] Oh fuck

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    May 1, 2023
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    many rookies have fallen victim to the fatal error of wasting energy defeating mumford's sons individually rather than focusing on incapacitating mumford himself, a move which severs their link to the hive

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    Jun 1, 2026
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    hello my friends. though i have been scarce on here (just as i have also been using the other site less too) i would like to ask for any assistance or sharing for my GFM so i can cover my moving expenses for me and GF and start job training. Thank u!!!! ^^ www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus...

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    Apr 13, 2026
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    if hideo kojima had written "the tragedy of julius caesar" instead of shakespeare he would've named brutus "Ides Marchman"

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    Jul 3, 2023
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    accusing anyone who says "i'm just doing my job" in any context of deploying the nuremberg defense

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    Dec 5, 2024
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    happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

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    May 18, 2026
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    imagine being out on the town with your buddy and you're both tripping balls, having a great time, not a worry in the world, and you guys decide to head back to his place and he flips the lightswitch and the first thing you see is the ikea bisexual couch. and the left cushion is missing

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    Dec 15, 2024
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    trash talk twitter all you want but you cant deny that it still serves as a forum for some of the most necessary debates of the day

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    Apr 28, 2026
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    i never knew this lmao?

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    Dec 9, 2024
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    i think people who switch from twitter to here and say "this shit sucks i hate it here i hate using it" should not be opposed or convinced, but indeed should be encouraged in their opinion since it will move them much closer to deciding that maybe social media is just a bad idea right now in general

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    Nov 21, 2024
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    women arent actually on the autism spectrum. common misunderstanding. autistic people are actually considered to be on the women spectrum

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    Jun 13, 2026
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    it would be funny to resurrect immanuel kant because he would respawn several feet underground in the buried ruins of königsberg and be very confused & terrified and like "mmmghghfh mmhh mfhghhghh hhfglfbph" lol dirt in his mouth. dirt in his eyes

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    Apr 26, 2026
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    eyes wide shut style masquerade orgy that begins with reading a land acknowledgment

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    Jan 14, 2025
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    trans people: im trans
    society: ok
    pneumatic tube after an object is placed inside of it: thoomp

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    Jul 31, 2023
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    just got my PC stolen from my uhaul 1hr ago (on my LAST DAY IN OAKLAND) by a plateless corolla with a coast guard tag. they tried to run me over in a scrapyard bc i was dumb enough to not simply wait for their sale to conclude. interestingly, she also was wearing a shirt that said NO FACE NO CASE

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    May 6, 2026