boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

i think all factors put together this is probably the best of the mammals

[everyone on american airlines flight 11 screaming because i appeared out of thin air and shot a bunch of random passengers] those guys were gonna do 9/11. everyone please calm down they were about to do 9/11

accusing anyone who says "i'm just doing my job" in any context of deploying the nuremberg defense

yaoi has become very popular lately. check it out if you have the time

i think people who switch from twitter to here and say "this shit sucks i hate it here i hate using it" should not be opposed or convinced, but indeed should be encouraged in their opinion since it will move them much closer to deciding that maybe social media is just a bad idea right now in general

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

imagine being out on the town with your buddy and you're both tripping balls, having a great time, not a worry in the world, and you guys decide to head back to his place and he flips the lightswitch and the first thing you see is the ikea bisexual couch. and the left cushion is missing

if hideo kojima had written "the tragedy of julius caesar" instead of shakespeare he would've named brutus "Ides Marchman"

just got my PC stolen from my uhaul 1hr ago (on my LAST DAY IN OAKLAND) by a plateless corolla with a coast guard tag. they tried to run me over in a scrapyard bc i was dumb enough to not simply wait for their sale to conclude. interestingly, she also was wearing a shirt that said NO FACE NO CASE

i never knew this lmao?

many rookies have fallen victim to the fatal error of wasting energy defeating mumford's sons individually rather than focusing on incapacitating mumford himself, a move which severs their link to the hive

under socialism you will be paid $38 per hour to masturbate while on stimulants, as well as medical/dental coverage and very ample opportunities for workplace advancement

trash talk twitter all you want but you cant deny that it still serves as a forum for some of the most necessary debates of the day

eyes wide shut style masquerade orgy that begins with reading a land acknowledgment

oh this fuckin guy is on here too? hahahahahahaha hell fuckin yes. it's giving me 2019 flashbacks. what's next, wil wheaton is on here too?

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] Oh fuck

they 5150'd my ass lol

it's really great how one of the old timey terms for down syndrome was "mongolian idiocy". that's horribly offensive to like three different groups of people, maybe four depending on how you count it. it's honestly kind of impressive

good morning i was on twitter when i woke up but then the doordash discourse entered my timeline and within minutes i was told that carolyn bryant was not responsible for the lynching of emmett till so now i am here instead