Danny Kelly

it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal

my reaction to the jags trade is that Rule of Cool nullifies normal calculus around value. it's awesome, fuck it

i asked AI to create a video of what it would look like if i designed a football play

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we got @benjaminsolak.bsky.social to play our beer pong game at super bowl radio row and it backfired

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It’s that time of year again! nfldraft.theringer.com

The Ringer’s 2025 NFL Draft Guide

Will Travis Hunter be the first overall pick? Or will a quarterback—like Shedeur Sanders or Cam Ward—take the spotlight? We have everything you need to know, with a big board ranking the top prospects, in-depth scouting reports and analysis, and mock drafts that capture all the latest buzz.

the pope dipping into that cabinet where he hides the extra blood of christ

seahawks defense: as good as we thought they were

the 51 year old and probably like 160 pound ichiro clocked his opening day first pitch at 84 MPH. fuckin legend

this is not what the chiefs want kb

this guy just scored a touchdown on them, the bills are cooked

tory horton was my 88th ranked player, but fell in part due to a knee injury that ended his season. super productive, good route runner, excellent body control and awareness around the sideline. Just a natural pass-catcher. great value imo

me reaping: making fun of @dannyheifetz.bsky.social incessantly for rooting for his shitty team to lose games to secure a better draft pick. haha, fuck yeah!!! Yes!

me sowing: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck

the first batch of 2026 Ringer NFL Draft Guide reports is up! with scouting stuff from me and a bunch of great background/facts from @dancomer.bsky.social! see if you can guess which guy I comped to Chip Douglas www.theringer.com/nfl-draft/20...

turns it maybe i should've made a bigger deal about mike macdonald taking down all the posters at VMAC

refs waiting for the broncos defense to complete the full dirty dancing lift of josh allen before they blow it dead

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The Ringer’s 2025 NFL Draft Guide

Will Travis Hunter be the first overall pick? Or will a quarterback—like Shedeur Sanders or Cam Ward—take the spotlight? We have everything you need to know, with a big board ranking the top prospects...

feels like the day i signed up for AOL instant messenger. where all my friends at?!?!

Get this man a black T-shirt

Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social

Sweaty Schneider is BACK 🫡

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The Ringer’s 2025 NFL Draft Guide

Will Travis Hunter be the first overall pick? Or will a quarterback—like Shedeur Sanders or Cam Ward—take the spotlight? We have everything you need to know, with a big board ranking the top prospects...

making sense of the Seahawks Sam Darnold gamble

For Better or Worse, the Seahawks’ Post-Carroll Makeover Is Nearly Complete

Geno Smith and DK Metcalf are out. Sam Darnold is in. Will these shocking moves pay off? Only if John Schneider and Mike Macdonald can fix the rest of the offense quickly.

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The Ringer’s 2025 NFL Draft Guide

Will Travis Hunter be the first overall pick? Or will a quarterback—like Shedeur Sanders or Cam Ward—take the spotlight? We have everything you need to know, with a big board ranking the top prospects...

for no reason at all im going to post this video from the offseason when saquon signed with the eagles @benjaminsolak.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social

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