Danny Kelly

it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal

my reaction to the jags trade is that Rule of Cool nullifies normal calculus around value. it's awesome, fuck it

me reaping: making fun of @dannyheifetz.bsky.social incessantly for rooting for his shitty team to lose games to secure a better draft pick. haha, fuck yeah!!! Yes!

me sowing: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck

we got @benjaminsolak.bsky.social to play our beer pong game at super bowl radio row and it backfired

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Jalen Milroe is fun, fuck it!

feels like the day i signed up for AOL instant messenger. where all my friends at?!?!

the pope dipping into that cabinet where he hides the extra blood of christ

this is not what the chiefs want kb

Almost NFL draft time! don't care who "wins" the draft, the real winners are the friends we made along the way

seahawks defense: as good as we thought they were

i asked AI to create a video of what it would look like if i designed a football play

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the 51 year old and probably like 160 pound ichiro clocked his opening day first pitch at 84 MPH. fuckin legend

i was too nervous to eat during the game, bout to have the best tasting quesadilla of my life

regarding the eagles: the amount of glazing that is forthcoming is not my fault, man

could we see a replay of the drop maybe?

the bills start to this game

commanders use an 18 play drive to get 3. eagles use one play to get 7

a man in a boston bruins jersey is talking to another man

ALT: a man in a boston bruins jersey is talking to another man

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