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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%

"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."

Is anyone counting the Project 2025 appointees? Five.

Stephen Miller
Brendan Carr
John Ratcliffe
Tom Homan
and Project 2025 architect, Russell Vought

'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid

There it is. The clam before the storm.

"When 8 men have more money than 4 billion people combined, folks relying on food stamps or Medicaid aren't the problem."

This is how tariffs work. ..and now I want Crab Rangoon.

Are you about to DM someone you don't know?
Cut. That. Shit. Out.

No one likes it.

"Nothing says I'm a pro-life Christian quite like taking WIC formula away from infants."

Brilliant observation by @maxkennerly.bsky.social to a whole pot-full of parboiled frogs.

Someday soon, he'll get his parade. We'll ALL watch it. The whole world will remember where they were. The cheering and applause will be insane. We'll have tears in our eyes, and there will be commemorative merchandise.

It will be the best funeral ever.

I'm only on page 50, but it's very readable. Take frequent breaks because even though we knew most of this, the anger builds. It all still feels like it happened yesterday.

Jack Smith, Vol. 1

www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025

If I had to reregister to vote, post SAVE Act, I'd need:
a $25 copy of my birth certificate,
a $5 copy of my name change,
a $3 copy of my marriage license,
and an $89 drivers license.

OR a $165 passport.

Not only is it a poll tax, it's also a pink tax.

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

"You don't dismantle an agency that protects consumers from corporate abuse and scams unless you want to abuse and scam consumers."

Good morning,

"Undocumented immigrants pay $100 billion in taxes a year. The rich dodge $170 billion in taxes a year. So if you really want to deport the freeloaders..."

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