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There it is. The clam before the storm.

"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%

Bluesky likes cats, right?

"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."

Is anyone counting the Project 2025 appointees? Five.

Stephen Miller
Brendan Carr
John Ratcliffe
Tom Homan
and Project 2025 architect, Russell Vought

This is how tariffs work. ..and now I want Crab Rangoon.

"When 8 men have more money than 4 billion people combined, folks relying on food stamps or Medicaid aren't the problem."

It's kind of nice here at 2 am. The notifications are manageable and the house is quiet. I belong in bed, but it's nice to breathe and be grateful.

Are you about to DM someone you don't know?
Cut. That. Shit. Out.

No one likes it.

Someday soon, he'll get his parade. We'll ALL watch it. The whole world will remember where they were. The cheering and applause will be insane. We'll have tears in our eyes, and there will be commemorative merchandise.

It will be the best funeral ever.

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

and then Andrew Tate closed replies 😂

Brilliant observation by @maxkennerly.bsky.social to a whole pot-full of parboiled frogs.

"Nothing says I'm a pro-life Christian quite like taking WIC formula away from infants."

"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."

'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid

My Christmas tree is a crime scene. Two ornaments are down and half of the icicles are sideways.

The cat had means, motive, opportunity and intent,

but the poor dog can't stop confessing.