The Secret Barrister

Just to recap:

Calling Nigel Farage “an unflushable poo” = dehumanising hate speech.

Calling for hotels housing asylum seekers to be set on fire = guest of honour at party conference.

Bless those non-racist free speech warriors.

Daily Mail @dailymail.co.uk

Reform's Lee Anderson demands public apology from LBC host James O'Brien over 'distressing' and 'dehumanising' attacks on leader Nigel Farage trib.al/X7mJFBt

Reform demands apology from James O'Brien over Nigel Farage attacks

James O'Brien dismissed claims from Nigel Farage about his security, and branded him a 'horrible excretion… bobbing around in the toilet bowl of public life'

I regret to inform you that we have reached the “Broadmoor is a holiday camp” stage of right-wing discourse.

This is very disappointing. Such an important and undervalued brief which was for years held by a succession of uninterested itinerants. A prisons minister who genuinely cared and who was starting to see results.

Cassia Rowland @cassiarowland.bsky.social

The day’s first casualty: James Timpson resigns as prisons minister. This is a big surprise! Timpson had a long history as a prisons reformer before entering government and seen as one of Starmer’s more innovative & exciting appointments. He’s also delivered a big change programme in gov. So: why?

Prisons minister Lord Timpson quits government

The businessman said it was an "honour" to serve in the post, but the BBC understands he feels he has achieved all he can in the role.

Lots of people commenting on how unsporting Argentina’s players are, but let’s be fair and remember that they are also very racist.

French federation files complaint over ‘racist’ song by Argentina players

The French soccer federation pledged to file a complaint with Fifa over ‘racist and discriminatory remarks’ by Argentina players after their Copa América final win

The only effective response to the USA’s breathtaking corruption is for the remaining countries to walk away. Let them have their own football “World Series” where the only entrants are from the US, and the only international spectator is Infantino.

While in the name of football, we all want the obvious team to win, there would also be something entirely fitting about this World Cup - defined by shameless corruption, pervasive greed, institutional cowardice and flagrant racism - being won by a team of outright cheats.

Inject that Enzo Fernandez red card directly into my veins

It’s just all so disgustingly tacky and utterly soulless.

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Very impressed though with all those psychiatric qualifications that have been amassed among the grifters. Incredible skills to be able to make conclusive Mental Health Act assessments from something you’ve read on Facebook. Solid work lads.

Now beginning to understand why they banned fans from bringing bottles with them.

Prepared to wager hard cash money that after the USA are deservedly eliminated, Infantino announces a new FIFA World Winners Prize and awards it to them.

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One of the very worst human beings in football. You love to see it.

Watching the rest of these cheats losing their tiny minds is marvellous fun.

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Am fascinated to learn how somebody with no experience of the legal system either professionally or politically can be said to satisfy the requirement of s2 Constitutional Reform Act 2005 that the Lord Chancellor be “qualified by experience”.

Getting knocked out of the World Cup is going to leave a void.

But you know what can fill it? And for only 99p?

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*i.e. me

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If I were Prime Minister, I would simply withhold all salary and all bonuses from the CEO of Avanti until they sorted out functioning Wi-Fi on their abominable trains. I’d have the legislation ready to go on my first day.

This is utterly embarrassing for the AG, who deserves criticism for the appalling misinformation that was allowed to gather steam.

However the LCJ is, IMO, too lenient on the failure of the Judicial Office to immediately publish the sentencing remarks, creating a void which the grifters filled.

FIFA corruption - reversing red cards for players from favoured countries - is sure frustrating.

And you know what else is frustrating?

The fact that this incredible 99p offer for the ebook of #TheCutThroatTrial won’t last forever.

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The kick-off time for England v Mexico may be in flux.

But you know what *is* reliable in times of national uncertainty?

The reassuring predictability that I will shoehorn a plug for #TheCutThroatTrial, available today on ebook for an absurd 99p.

You’re welcome.

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DISALLOW THAT ONE GIANNI!

Bring back the muppets

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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social

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Can anybody offer any reassurances re our new Justice Secretary? While the lowest of bars, I would really like somebody less dangerously incompetent than David Lammy, if at all possible.

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