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    Surprising to hear that a government formed exclusively of a country’s most stupid people isn’t really working out.

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    Mar 24, 2025
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    What I would quite like please is for somebody to write the rest of my book for me. Not in a ghost-writing cheaty way, just in a physically lifting my fingers onto the keyboard and slapping me every time I think about wandering into the kitchen.

    Applicants welcome.

    16,576 491
    Nov 15, 2024
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    I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

    The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

    Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

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    Aug 4, 2025
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    As Honest Bob Jenrick tours the country repeating far-right conspiracy talking points about “two-tier sentencing”, here is the letter his own government sent to the Sentencing Council last year approving the very Guidelines he now claims are evidence of “two-tier Keir”.

    The man is a fraud.

    4,052 1,719
    Mar 9, 2025
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    If a man can’t give a Nazi salute at a party for a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender, then what kind of sick world are we living in, I ask you.

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    Jan 20, 2025
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    This is a lie.

    There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

    But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

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    Oct 7, 2025
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    Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.

    3,376 602
    Dec 28, 2024
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    Why is nobody talking about this?

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    Feb 11, 2025
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    A quick social experiment.

    The same tweet, posted at the same time on here and on Twitter, commenting on @joannahs.bsky.social’s brilliant piece on the exodus of criminal barristers.

    Bluesky replies on the left.

    Twitter on the right.

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    Nov 12, 2024
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    Hey @mrjamesob.bsky.social! Apparently we are part of a cabal which “sets the agenda on both sides of the Atlantic.”

    Good to know, right?

    2,417 214
    Nov 20, 2024
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    For two men who have professed such hostility towards taking the knee, they are surprisingly happy to do it for Putin, in the Oval Office, in full view of the world’s media.

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    Feb 28, 2025
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    A quick look on the racism site shows that Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick is apparently outraged at the delays in the criminal justice system.

    Y’know, the ones caused by the policies that he consistently supported. The ones that he was absolutely fine with when he was in government.

    2,049 486
    Jan 12, 2025
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    I see that a collection of MPs have taken it upon themselves to “launch” a private prosecution, in relation to a case which is still awaiting a CPS charging decision.

    What might be the problems with this? 🧵

    2,020 552
    Nov 18, 2024
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    When you’ve told your client not to make things any worse when they speak to Probation for their Pre-Sentence Report.

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    Dec 1, 2024
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    If you don’t like being called a racist, maybe don’t make a career of saying things that appeal to racists, don’t create a political party that keeps attracting racist candidates, don’t fawn over racist world leaders, and don’t make a convicted racist the guest of honour at your party conference.

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    Sep 30, 2025
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    I see Honest Bob Jenrick has a new little video attacking barristers for representing unpopular clients.

    Once again for those at the back:

    Lawyers are not their clients.

    Which is how, when Jenrick broke the law in government, he had lawyers to defend him.

    1,952 510
    Jun 3, 2025
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    I was asked (repeatedly, aggressively) on the other platform for my lawyery views on Allison Pearson’s story.

    I declined to comment because Ms Pearson is a famously unreliable narrator of events, and I wanted to wait for independent evidence.

    Alas for Ms Pearson…

    1,886 352
    Nov 16, 2024
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    Racist politicians whip up racist outrage.

    Widespread disorder ensues.

    The courts treat widespread disorder with the severity that they have always treated widespread disorder.

    Racist politicians cry “two-tier justice”, whipping up racist outrage.

    Rinse. Repeat.

    It’s so fucking tedious.

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    Jun 2, 2026
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    I understand the human instinct. I’d want to do the same.

    But that’s why no individual should be given the power to pardon members of their family.

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    Dec 2, 2024
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    A Telegraph journalist does not accept that judges make decisions according to the law, rather than the imbecilic whims of uninformed newspaper proprietors.

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    Feb 13, 2025
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    If there are politicians or activists with a genuine interest in fixing the problems in investigating and prosecuting sexual offences, there are many criminal justice experts happy to help.

    I just mention it because we don’t hear from many of you unless it involves defendants of certain races.

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    Jan 3, 2025
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    Happy 2025, beautiful people.

    As a philosopher once said, there’s some good in this world, Mr Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

    X

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    Jan 1, 2025
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    They are not sending their best people

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    Aug 5, 2025
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    Juries are randomly selected members of the public. Men and women from all walks of life and all political backgrounds.

    Only a moron of irredeemable proportions would even think of suggesting that a jury verdict represents some deep state “two-tier justice”.

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    Aug 15, 2025
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    Almost every assertion of fact and law in Honest Bob Jenrick’s latest far-right-tickling rant is false.

    But because I’m me, I feel it most important to point out that the statue of Lady Justice above the Old Bailey is famously *not* blindfolded.

    As any real lawyer knows.

    1,340 403
    Mar 8, 2025