Tea Pain

Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!

We’re about to see how much loss, pain and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman.

That’s why you’re still here.

Attention Pennsylvania Attorney General.

When American citizens have to worry about returning to their own country from travel abroad, you ain’t living in a free republic.

If you voted for a convicted felon over a woman of color, racism might not be your only problem.

Actually, that is precisely what the legislative branch is supposed to do.

Japanese and Chinese markets are down 8% and 10% respectively. Black Friday in 1929 was -11%. Tomorrow could easily be the worst crash in American history.

The worst thing? It’s 100% intentional.

Looks like the first felon president will have an alcoholic sex offender in charge of the most powerful military in history.

What could possibly go wrong?

Did anyone notice how Russia was spared any tariffs?

Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?

This man is diagnosably, mentally ill.

Being here on Blue Sky is a stark reminder of just how much Elmo throttled our accounts on Twitter.

Tea Pain is suffering from “follower finger“. Tea feels like he’s got no fingerprints anymore after trying to follow everyone back.

It’s sho nuff nice to see all the Tea-love here on Blue Sky !

Tea Pain just saw his first Tesla truck in person. Looks like a 12-year-old made it on Minecraft.

The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.

Hackers have illegally accessed our most private information and only half of America seems to care.

The situation in Los Angeles is about to plunge us into a national emergency, except the people that normally solve national emergencies are the ones creating it.

The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.

I think it’s a safe bet Benjamin Netanyahu has a complete unredacted copy of the Epstein files.

The guy who kept top-secret documents in his bathroom doesn’t think sharing war plans with reporters is a big deal.

1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"

47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

Attention all traditional American allies: Regardless of the current hostility by the current administration, the bulk of America considers you an ally and values your friendship.

1955: Whites-only water fountains

2025: Whites-only immigration.

GOP 2021: “The debt is out of control!

GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”

GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control

GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”

GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”