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    I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, but he wouldn’t tell me anything about Taylor & Travis’s wedding because he signed an NDA

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    Jul 9, 2026
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    I JUST WON TWITTER!

    And yes, I’m available for media interviews 😈

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    Jul 12, 2026
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    Reply to @cwebbonline.com

    Somebody “proved” that the newspaper was from November 2025

    Everything about this is sus like everything else the Republicans do

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    Jul 13, 2026
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    Text from my mother, who almost never comments on anything political
    😏

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    Jul 16, 2026
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    The journalists Trump subpoenaed from @nytimes.com are in an incredibly fortunate position, because discovery would allow them to ask for the full unredacted Epstein Files along with anything else they wanted to use as proof that the Qatari bribe plane wasn’t safe enough

    YAY FACTS!

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    Jul 11, 2026
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    Is he stroking out again?

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    Jul 8, 2026
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    Lindsey Graham’s miserable life summarized in three memes

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    Jul 12, 2026
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    Here’s something else Andrew & Tristan Tate have in common with Donald Trump besides being international sex trafficking rapist pedophiles 😈

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    A message to Patriot Front from #ThisJew 🤨

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    My mom: I love you, I’m so proud of you, I tell everyone I know you’re the smartest & most talented writer

    Also my mom: I will never take any of your political advice when it comes to voting for the Mayor of NYC no matter what

    Me: *reminds myself to just be grateful she’s here*

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    OUR SHERO GOT PAID

    #TeamEJean FOR LIFE!

    MAGA is going to be the biggest mad ever now that they can't deny this admission of guilt & the cope is going to be my life's blood 😈

    @ejeancarroll.bsky.social

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    Jul 14, 2026
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    Reply to @repstansbury.bsky.social

    Just please start impeaching him & his entire illegitimate regime

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    An email with tips on how to fold fitted sheets has unintentionally provided me with an evergreen reply to the repressed closeted MAGA Trumpocrites who crash Grindr every time they leave their wives to go to CPAC 😈

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    I usually don't do this, but I'm 400 away from 100K followers, which is a nice number that impresses brands & perhaps also literary agents/publishers

    I'd just appreciate a boost, because I'm exhausted from all this self-promotion & I'm sooo ready for my big break🙏
    #SignTara

    taradublinrocks.com

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    Jul 23, 2026
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    Introducing PolypheMusk, aka The Cryclops, who puts the “Odd” in #TheOdyssey
    😈

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    So when does he get arrested and when does Hillary Clinton get sworn in?