you may not know this, but if a bunny tells you brb. they actually mean bunny right back .
the fun thing about angels is that they can't die,,
you can just keep k illing me
over,,
and over
and over
and o,ver ..
sometimes i wish that angels could die,,,
age regressors are gods gift to trannies and im not kidding
little miss parrybait knightgirl keeps getting riposted
thinking about how cute and pathetic it is to make a vampire drink from your wrist again
having to kneel down to get at it, greedily drinking away at every last drop while blood trickles out from the corners of her mouth
how humiliating it would look as she stares up at me like a dog..
pathetic.
"do you know how to play with dolls?" is one of the hottest things you can say to a girl by the way. it's like my activation phrase.
oh you sweet delicate little thing, i'm going to rip you apart, meticulously, piece by piece. smiles so innocent and sweetly
girls are too focused on passing when they should be focused on trespassing
if you age regress a vampire she has to stay that age forever !!
they're making the littles go to work.. child labor laws have failed us.
sorry. sorry,,,
i was imagining a society where mages led around leashed and gagged for the danger they pose and used as weapons and got so horny i passed out
what were we talking about again..
knights are literally for pets you can pet your knight when she does a good job
river: "what's the opposite of bigger"
gf: "what?"
river: "what's the opposite of big.."
gf: ".. did you forget the word small?"
river: "this dog bed is smaller than mine"
gf: "you did forget the word small.."
i'm really smart for a dog
halos are handlebars for girls
little sisters are literally pet shaped, it's normal to collar them
[petting a tgirls head] this is my emotional support dog .she has autism
📝bootblacking, but for an angel's halo
meticulously polishing and caring for it while she bites her lip and tries to sit still..
softly moaning and shuddering, twitching, whimpering from each little touch
i think "massive crush with no intention of acting on it" is one of the most fun things a girl can have to be honest
Her commandments.
A good vessel is loyal, obedient, and malleable to the will of its betters.
hey me and my 27 anxiety disorders saw you from across the b-bar.. aand.. u-uum. ggo w-with you? o-okaay..
punching a mage in their solar plexus so they're too winded to cast spells and just absolutely pummeling their pathetically weak little form
it's really important for a girl to nod along to whatever her betters are saying and stare vacantly..
you have to have a dull, glossy look in your eyes. you have to
.. what? no, i'm not "mindbroken". are you stupid
i'm of strong will and resolve
it could never happen to me, it could never-