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    James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

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    Nov 27, 2024
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    Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

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    Sep 13, 2025
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    Sigh.

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    Nov 16, 2024
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    Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

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    May 3, 2026
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    You’d think when you’re claiming the richest country in the world can’t afford childhood cancer research you might wait a year before throwing yourself a 100 million dollar birthday parade. But carpe diem, suckers.

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    Apr 8, 2025
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    What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.

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    Jun 19, 2025
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    Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

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    Nov 15, 2024
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    If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.

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    Jan 22, 2025
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    And may every day be another wonderful secret.

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    Dec 20, 2025
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    I’m doing this on a five week old knee. So we’ll see how long I can hold out.

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    Apr 5, 2025
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    Kind of thought refusing to release innocent people while simultaneously continuing to pardon guilty people might cause a bigger stir in the press.

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    May 27, 2025
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    Tucker Carlson, of all people, showing how easy it can be to pop the bullshit bubble if you don’t mind making a liar angry should shame every White House reporter.

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    Jun 18, 2025
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    I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.

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    Aug 11, 2025
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    “Terry. Terry. I am the Pope. Did you see the picture? The hat? The beautiful white hat? The tremendous cross? Get him the picture.”

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    May 3, 2025
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    Government workers when DOGE shows up.

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    Feb 4, 2025
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    One man throwing the country into a depression because he had his feelings hurt by jokes from the black president.

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    Apr 5, 2025
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    I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.

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    Feb 6, 2026
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    I think the President musing about killing people "just for fun" would have resulted in every major paper demanding impeachment in the before times.

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    Mar 16, 2026
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    If Google is going to go along with renaming the Gulf of Mexico I think we need to rename them.

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    Jan 28, 2025
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    How come “shrinking government” always involves taking away school lunches and building 3,000 more prisons.

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    Apr 30, 2025
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    He does this little dance every time he gives criminal President more power.

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    Jun 30, 2025
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    Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.

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    Feb 11, 2026
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    I’ll never get over how many in the media seem surprised that a con artist is charming in person. That’s like #1 in the list of grifter qualifications.

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    Apr 28, 2025