Sarah Wood

Now we know why the tapes never came out. The United States of America will be run by a compromised mob boss.

I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️

My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸

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X is now Temu 8Chan.

Knowing Bezos is spending a half billion dollars on a wedding while his employees want better working conditions tells me one thing…

I know exactly who’s getting visited by three ghosts Tuesday night.

He bombed Iran for no reason, spent billions in taxpayer money, killed our troops’, shut down the Strait of Hormuz, and now wants credit for reopening what he broke.

Now the bill comes due: military costs, shipping and fuel, reconstruction money, and whatever else.

All for an Epstein distraction.

If you haven’t caught on, Putin is attacking us from within.

How many eggs do people eat? I have eggs once in a while. There’s a dozen per day limit in stores? Who, besides restaurants and bakeries, needs a dozen eggs per day?

Hurting blue states on purpose seems very cutting off your nose to spite your face considering blue states carry the rest of the country.

With Mrs. WWE leading education, kids are going to be put in a ring and fight it out for funding.

People being more upset about losing TikTok than the loss of democracy is pretty telling.

Liberals own guns, too. We’re just not in romantic relationships with them.

A man who has declared war on American cities is not deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize.

I just can’t with calling these horrible humans “kids.”

Ever notice when it’s a Black 18-year-old male, he’s a “man,” but when it’s a white 27-year-old male, he’s a “kid.”

He's releasing the JFK files. Look for what he's trying to distract from. Like, I don't know, erasing minorities and women from Arlington National Cemetery websites.

I’d call him an asshole, but an asshole serves a purpose.

If any Democrat votes to confirm RFK Jr, I will make it my life’s mission to make sure you never win again.

The last time Trump supporters were in the Rotunda.

Pay attention to what hats he wears. The black and yellow is clearly a signal to the Proud Boys. Once you start noticing, you’ll always notice.

NEVER FORGET

Hell froze over so they have to move the Inauguration inside.

Who’s gonna tell him the radical ideology is from Jesus?

All this. TWICE. Because Americans can’t stomach a female president.