Scott Galloway

If elected President, i will pardon this woman. 🇺🇸

America has 350 million citizens, and it appears that all of them had better plans.

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Gangster hopes you have a great 4th, and asks that you stop breaking snacks in half. 🗽🦴

—Tuition: $57k
—Dorm & meal plan: $16k
—Your son PRETENDING he doesn’t know you after wearing glasses they pass out at orientation: PRICELESS

🇨🇦

Congrats to Argentina, well played, and thanks to team England for a great tournament. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Claiming elections were compromised such that you can,,,compromise elections.

Go England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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“The Founding Fathers want you to know it’s ok to disagree as long as we all agree America kicks ass.”

—Eric Cartman, South Park

Nothing unites you like a neighbor unjustifiably shitposting about you.

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The US CLEARLY won.
Stop, The. Steal!
🇺🇸⚽️

Trump is going after the U.S.’s biggest customer: Canada.

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He could have put down the rumors if he had recorded a ten-second voice memo.

‘Pivot’ Host Galloway Fuels Speculation Mitch McConnell Photo Is Fake—But Experts Say It’s Real

Hosts of the “Pivot” podcast suggested the photo released by Sen. Mitch McConnell’s office is “fake,” though the Washington Post reported the photo’s metadata and experts indicate it is authentic.

“Will he stick me in a home once tuition is paid?”
Or
When your son ditches you at orientation.

We are transferring trillions of dollars from young people to old people, yet wonder why young men feel anxious.

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6 months ago, I predicted that the biggest bailout in corporate history was going to be Nadella, Altman, and Dario Amodei,,, and that it would be dressed up as investment/growth.

It's a bailout.

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Right to left: Have known Fernando and Tony for 26 years, and Steven for 6. Came to Miami to root on Team England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Friends are everything.

Reply to @profgalloway.com

Let’s do this. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Balogun! 🇺🇸⚽️

In Miami ⚽️
Go England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Grief is the receipt for love.

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