Paul F. Tompkins

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

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Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Decider @deciderdotcom.bsky.social

Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"

Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"

Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!

I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

If you haven’t already, now is a great time to start not supporting Gavin Newsome for president

The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced

Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social

im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

You can say Merry Protein again

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy

www.sacbee.com

Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE

The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

Graham Linehan ruined his own life by walking down a path of hatred but forgetting to first become a billionaire writing beloved children’s books and THEN walking down a path of hatred

IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

Weirdly fun to block the White House

The people in hell want ice water

io9 @io9.com

A24 Wants You to Be Nice About Its Google AI Deal

A24 Wants You to Be Nice About Its Google AI Deal

The fan-favorite indie studio is on the defense for its expensive, research-heavy teamup with DeepMind.

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

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