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    Jan 22, 2025
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    Feb 27, 2025
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    Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

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    Feb 9, 2025
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    Jan 19, 2025
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    Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!

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    Jan 25, 2025
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    I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

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    Dec 23, 2025
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    “Superman is too woke!”

    Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

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    Jul 11, 2025
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    Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

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    Apr 27, 2025
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    Every day I’m inspired by the bravery of these courageous ICE agents.

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    Aug 8, 2025
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    “The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

    “Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

    “Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

    “‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

    Pause.

    “I needed to make a statement.”

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    Jan 26, 2025
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    (I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)

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    Nov 28, 2024
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    The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...

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    Feb 10, 2025
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    He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

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    Jan 21, 2025