James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell
Watching this guy robotically try to simulate how sports fans talk in order to pander to them for obvious political gain will never stop being funny
The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
Among other things, Vivek has a truly amazing non-understanding of “Boy Meets World.” How in the world is CORY the first name you come up with for the “venerated” jock/prom king/cool guy archetype? CORY???????????
So, this is pretty surreal...
But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.
An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...
I think this may be a lucid dream tbh
EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars.
New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon
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Have been spending the last few months reporting and fact-checking a new PTFO investigation.
It involves Jeffrey Epstein.
Part I drops first thing in the morning 👀
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
"If the NBA and the NFL get in bed with these prediction markets, they are knowingly corrupting the sport."
My conversation with Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social on this criminally unregulated era of American history: youtu.be/XyuJBELxmkg?...
One good way to grow Bluesky is for Twitter to just stop working for long stretches multiple times a day
We're in a car driven by somebody who is blackout drunk.
A clip from today's @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social:
While civil society falls apart, @hankazaria.bsky.social's explanation for why he ultimately decided to stop voicing Apu on The Simpsons is a case study more people need to hear.
The full YT episode is both very funny and worth your time: youtu.be/9rnyMXm1ThQ?...
The Trump administration isn't exporting our problems to Bukele's El Salvador. It's importing their principles.
From today's @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social:
Our full episode, btw, is a full-length doc about how two Democratic politicians from Harvard are behind a $2.3B scheme centered around climate change.
They had a key donor: the richest owner in sports.
They hired Drake, Leo DiCaprio, Robert Downey Jr...
And, secretly... youtu.be/1OwzYk6OCFM?...
Hello.
Under penalty of perjury, two federal whistleblowers explicitly warned the SEC about the Clippers, Kawhi, and cap-circumvention in a confidential 2023 complaint.
It is the same document that led the feds to successfully prosecute Aspiration.
🚨💨 www.youtube.com/live/OtBgPsl...
My mom gave my 4-year-old daughter a pink children’s walkie talkie set she ordered off the Internet. Except one walkie talkie won’t stop picking up the frequencies of what I assume are security guards working in our NYC neighborhood. I don’t think this toy was manufactured in America
Counter-proposal:
• Just give it to me