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    Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

    Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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    remembered a good tweet

    Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"
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    lizzzard girl

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    I would like a physical copy of my game please.

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    For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

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    FURRIES RISE UP

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    40 year old gf I love you but I need to go to bed
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    morning ladies

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    hey pro tip every color printer places in nearly invisible yellow ink a repeating pattern of dime sized dots that contain the make model and serial number that it was printed on

    e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online
    sentiment check: portland waterfront, 6/13/2026
    Photo of a piece of 8x11 printer paper that I found taped to a wall near the east side river bike path with an image of elon musk in a crosshairs with the message "Flawed moralism and tolerance of the intolerant will destroy us KILL THIS MAN KILL ALL OF THEM"
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    Bob Ross painting a little ork guy saying he's just misunderstood
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    you have been visited by the sleepy sea turtle

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    head of modern SS ladies and gentlemen

    Gregory Bovino is a short little steer
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    ok this one is sick

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    I bought one of those mini printers probably the best thing I've purchased in ages

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    cover up those tattoos, cover up that face

    Arno Rosenfeld @arnorosenfeld.bsky.social
    How did Mahmoud Khalil become the first student targeted for deportation by the Trump administration? He showed up at a protest last week without a mask. "The guy was making it too easy for us," a pro-Israel activist who has been compiling a protester database told me. forward.com/news/703018/...
    Jewish groups targeted Columbia grad Mahmoud Khalil — then ICE arrested him
    Pro-Israel Jewish groups targeted Mahmoud Khalil, a recent graduate of Columbia University, days before ICE agents arrested him.
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    I go on a really stupid reddit that's just videos like this titled "Undefeated UFC Champion gets knocked out by a 12 year old that watched a boxing tutorial on YouTube shorts"

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    you've been visited by the Stop Worrying So Much Seal

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    hon hon hon

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    I read something last night that like the right has abandoned even the idea of long term heterosexual relationships and I didn't believe they had carried it that far, but now I'm convinced that was a correct take.

    derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social
    For a while, it was believed that women and gay men are born with a natural sense for aesthetics. In reality, straight men, particularly American male Protestants, have simply barred themselves from taking an interest in aesthetics because they think this makes them noble.
    A tweet from Matt Walsh reads: "Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a fireplace in our home." He is reacting to a video, where a man and a woman are shopping for home decor. The original poster writes: "when will people finally acknowledge the epidemic of men marrying women and being turned gay"
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    Physical therapy is woke. the genetic elite do not get spinal injuries with 100lb rucks on. real men do not pull their hamstrings. Warriors do not get backrubs.

    Steven Beynon @stevenbeynon.bsky.social
    SCOOP: The Army is getting rid of its Athletic Trainers, personnel who are key to providing immediate care and physical therapy to soldiers www.military.com/daily-news/2...
    The Army Is Getting Rid of Athletic Trainers
    The Army is set to phase out its unit-level athletic trainers -- civilian specialists tasked with providing immediate care and rehabilitation for soldiers with minor musculoskeletal injuries -- by the...
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    YOU'RE DIMMA DONE FOR

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