Keith Olbermann

Breaking: per FEMA sources Kristi Noem was responsible for THREE DAY DELAY in deploying search-and-rescue in Texas

Fire her. Blood on her hands.

It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all

What's shameful is: Speaker Johnson is not loyal to the constitution of the United States. He should be investigated for falsely swearing his oath of office

So it was the "No Kings" marches versus the "No Crowds" parade

The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb

We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties

The Vice President of the United States needs to resign his office.

Now.

So if Russ Vought and Bob Kennedy were deliberately trying on behalf of an enemy to sicken and kill Americans by destroying the public health structure - what would they be doing differently?

Dropping at Midnight Eastern: it’s almost certain. Judges in both the Abrego Garcia and Rendition Flights cases are looking to charge the same guy with Contempt of Court:

Stephen Miller! You’re taking the fall!

Monday’s Countdown podcast drops at midnight wherever you podcast

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Just had the pleasure of meeting and dining with one of the journalists I most admire, the priceless Elie @elienyc.bsky.social Mystal

Man, Jeff Bezos really did bring in these idiots to kill off the @washingtonpost.com

They censored an @anntelnaes.bsky.social political cartoon. So she quit

Time to financially punish not just the Post but Amazon anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

Why I'm quitting the Washington Post

Democracy can't function without a free press

I’d like to apologize to President Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine on behalf of the people of the United States of America

BREAKING: This is the lieutenant governor of New York calling for Mayor Eric Adams to resign.

This is a bfd

#ByeFelicia

If you think suspending Habeas Corpus "just for undocumented immigrants" is acceptable, remember that there would be NO HEARINGS and NO LEGAL RECOURSE for ANYONE detained in this way

So all they have to do is CLAIM that YOU are an undocumented immigrant to DISAPPEAR YOU

The hell you can, fuckface

Man is RFK Jr lucky that @aoc.bsky.social didn't actually kick his ass 👊

Once again: if you are attending tomorrow's White House Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American...

You are neither a journalist nor an American.

STAND FOR SOMETHING

The best part of this is: Instantly the most famous American in the world is the new pope

As Cornell wins its first lacrosse title since 1977, I think of the MVP of that game, Eamon McEneaney, hero of the World Trade Center bombing evacuation of 1993, who died there on 9/11, whom I'm honored to say I covered and took courses with.

Honest to God, Tom Homan for sale for $50k and were surprised?

HO is IN his name

A reminder that the NY Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch, whose tv network just called for "involuntary lethal injection" to be used to kill America's 30,000 Homeless Veterans

President Chump has gotten his last minute instructions from Putin before today's Zelensky meeting

Breaking: Rob Schneider has been drafted and sent to Iran

Does Gabbard realize that if she's not smart enough to pull this off, SHE winds up in prison?

And, spoiler alert, she's NOT smart enough to pull this off

If there is still an editor at the Washington Post who decided to publish the crap somebody wrote for that pile of shit Jeanine Pirro - and the editor is not already drunk at this hour - the editor should be fired