An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing
The theme of this World Cup is Countries Where People Eat Dinner Two Hours Later Than I Personally Prefer
If this games goes to pens I’m walking into the ocean instead of watching
Lady just got me thru a four hour flight with a toddler I will be her strongest soldier
THIS WORLD CUP IS INSANE
WEAK SHIT
I respect Pochettino’s commitment to dressing like a scientist who tries to warn everyone in the first act of a Jurassic Park movie
Only appropriate for Haaland to put on a show ahead of his cousins on House of the Dragon
Extremely Bluesky coded feeling: Waking up on Saturday morning excited to do the crossword and realizing you did it late last night 🫠
Japan should be allowed to add 10 elementary school kids to help their goalkeeper right now
The GOOLLLLLLLL while he’s clearly fighting back tears…..electric
Final four rooting interests, after much deliberation
1. France
2. Spain
3. (Gritted teeth) England
4. Argentina
Increasingly convinced the only way to turn around the Mariners season is to lure Jimothy to a game
I just listened to an interview with Weird Al and came away thinking he’s quite possibly the most well-adjusted, normal celebrity on earth. Dude just has it figured out.
Me letting my toddler skip his nap, watch unlimited iPad, and eat whatever he wants on this flight
I think the Tilly Norwood story is a good example of how broken media is. No one actually believes it’s popular—but it is rage bait, and if you’re a social person whose performance is based on all-in engagement numbers…why not push it. It’s more cynical than credulous.
….I find myself rooting for Norway?
Reply to @minakimes.bsky.social
It’s not my best friend Haaland’s fault that he’s bigger and stronger than these lads
Stay out of my lane Vrabel