Miles Klee 🦉

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

don't think that's going to work

arguably funnier than a permanent ban

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.

Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research

President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

you’re living in it, baby

xAI has disabled Grok, deleted a slew of its antisemitic and neo-Nazi posts, posted a statement, and are evidently rolling back the prompt that made it identify as "MechaHitler," but this new low for Elon Musk's chatbot will live in internet infamy:

Elon Musk's Grok Chatbot Goes Full Nazi, Calls Itself 'MechaHitler'

Elon Musk's Grok chatbot has unleashed a slew of antisemitic commentary and praised Hitler after apparent change allowed to be 'politically incorrect'

oh well, onward and upward

restarting my chip thread over here because twitter doesn’t deserve it: sweet and sour chicken Lays are exactly as good as you’d imagine

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

Silicon Valley guy who feels intellectually maxed out by the cubicle version of Lost is such a funny concept. “this speculative fiction is dealing me sustained HP damage!!”

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Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social

It's so funny that even Florida, after five days of Andrew Tate living there, is like "you're going to jail buddy"

Andrew Tate and Brother Tristan Are Under Criminal Investigation in Florida: Attorney General

Andrew Tate and brother Tristan are the target of a criminal probe, according to Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier.

Trump goons discovering that "the Epstein files" are a MacGuffin they made up themselves and now have to blame each other for supposedly withholding is a marvelous development

may have to update my banner

For more than a week, conservative media and politicians have worked themselves into a frenzy over a spectacle manufactured by a fencer who refused to compete against a 19-year-old trans woman. Here is the target of that hate campaign, finally, in her own words.

'My Entire Life Is Political': Trans Fencer Attacked by Conservative Outrage Machine Speaks Out

Red Sullivan, a fencer targeted by the anti-trans outrage machine after an opponent refused to duel her, says it was all a media stunt from the start.

very proud to have pitched this headline lol

Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA

Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.

recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished

more excited for the bugs than the lightning at this UFC shitshow if i’m honest

if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention

well well well look who’s afraid of memes now

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social

CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….

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all right

In his first big flex of power on Capitol Hill, Elon Musk shitposted a bunch of misinformation to kill a bipartisan spending bill that would have averted a government shutdown, threatened reps supporting it, and demanded Congress stop working until Trump is in office. Awesome stuff

Musk Kills Government Funding Deal, Demands Shutdown Until Trump Is Sworn In

Elon Musk went on a posting spree on X to block a congressional funding bill, saying the government should shut down until Trump becomes president.