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  1. 1

    Welp.
    World Cup snack day is done.
    Back to the diet.

    1,355 188
    Jul 19, 2026
  2. 2

    The thing about voting I don’t understand is that congress voted for all the Epstein Files to be released and the White House won’t do it.

    1,016 276
    Jul 16, 2026
  3. 3

    I’m wearing my most patriotic shirt.
    I’m also pretty proud it still fits.

    740 58
    Jul 4, 2026
  4. 4

    Every now and then I go to the hell site to make sure I still have access to my @.

    I saw this and thought it was pretty great.

    420 130
    Jul 10, 2026
  5. 5

    “You have to respect the President.”
    Like he did Obama?
    Like he did Biden?
    That’s a no from me, dog.

    405 84
    Jul 19, 2026
  6. 6

    83,000 cameras used to hunt a woman down a woman in Texas.

    The police learned the State could not statutorily charge for taking the pill to cause the abortion or miscarriage of the non-viable fetus.”

    They hunted her anyway.

    @jamestalarico.bsky.social - this feels like a Texas issue.

    350 147
    Jul 18, 2026
  7. 8

    Do it.
    Please.

    231 45
    Jul 4, 2026
  8. 9

    These f**king unqualified people.

    212 86
    Jul 25, 2026
  9. 10

    Spot on.
    #Supergirl

    194 39
    Jul 4, 2026
  10. 11

    You know what sucks about this red card shit with Trump?
    America did amazing and won, despite a bad call.
    Balogun accepted it like a man.
    Then the diapered baby complained and it was overturned.

    Which casts a shadow over the team and the next match.

    Like the 250th, everything he touches dies.

    190 41
    Jul 6, 2026
  11. 12

    Who gives a winged f**k what this decaying muppet thinks?

    175 20
    Jul 18, 2026
  12. 13

    I remember this.
    I wasn’t even a teen and I remember the joy, the community, the shared experience of it all.
    Maybe that’s why I’m as angry and disappointed as I am.
    This could have brought us together as a people.
    Instead, we were divided so one monster could line his pockets.
    And I resent that.

    167 39
    Jul 4, 2026
  13. 14

    Yes.
    The writer who wrote this.
    The editor who edited it.
    The publisher who published it.
    And
    1/99999

    157 21
    Jul 4, 2026
  14. 15

    @tobymorton.bsky.social is a GODDAMN NATIONAL TREASURE.

    140 37
    Jul 5, 2026
  15. 16

    I got one dog hiding behind a toilet and another in the closet and they’re both waiting for this July 4th to end.

    Feels like a metaphor.

    123 12
    Jul 5, 2026
  16. 18

    Hey, @cnn.com
    One of your talking mouths said he spoke to McConnell for 20 minutes.

    You gonna cover that like a news story or Nah?

    109 23
    Jul 8, 2026
  17. 20

    Do it.
    Please.

    106 16
    Jul 4, 2026
  18. 22

    Outstanding. No notes.

    99 19
    Jul 19, 2026
  19. 25

    Prediction:
    Trump resigns on or after January 20, 2027.

    Vance immediately pardons him and his family and they take his billion dollar plane some old authoritarian retirement island.

    Tech bros have two years to convince people Vance isn’t a sh*tgibbon and while they’ll fail, the damage is done.

    88 12
    Jul 3, 2026