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So Target got real comfy thinking us millennial moms won’t take our basic girl bits to Costco & Aldi after they cut DEI programs to satisfy the new administration.

Big mistake. Huge.

Get yourself a senator willing to rescue you in a foreign country after your messy president wrongfully deports you…

…seems like a sentence I shouldn’t have to write in 2025 but here we are.

Senator Chris Van Hollen leaves for El Salvador tomorrow to initiate the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Whoever runs The Carter Center socials & the photographer that captured this shot are national HEROES.

There is something so beautifully poetic about a narcissist being eclipsed by a statue of someone else 😭

Amy Coney Barrett knows…

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Idk about you but if a Senator & retired Lieutenant Colonel who lost limbs in service to our country told me that I was unqualified for a DOD position I would simply crawl under a rock and try to disappear.

A German citizen on Tiktok warns US users about the similarities between Hitler’s rise to power & Trump’s collision with Tiktok, goes viral, then when her prophecy comes true, the video is removed for community guidelines violation.

Draw your own conclusions.

I grabbed a screen recording. 👇👇

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Google removing Black History month from their calendars WHILE we’re in the midst of Black History Month is vile behavior.

They also removed Pride Month.

At least Jimmy Carter doesn’t have to see this mess. 

When Bill has to shush you 💀

Hilary is coping so well here 😭😭

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It’s Dr. Teresa Borrenpohl. They keep leaving off the “Dr.”

Pay attention to how Idaho & the msm media infantilize her, calling her a “little girl” and ignoring her academic achievements. None of that is on accident.

Bruce Fischer made a choice. He didn’t want to shake Vice President Kamala Harris’s hand & he got dragged for it. Rightfully so.

As a husband of an incumbent Senator he knows better. Stop making excuses for bad behavior in men.

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Greg Abbott put razor wire in buoys to drown children, I’m good with whatever derogatory nicknames Jasmine Crockett decides to hurl at him.

Hot Wheels is generous, imo.

Sigh. Another day of agreeing with Josh Hawley.
I hate it here.

Appeals Court Judge upholds Tik Tok ban “to protect that [1st Amend.] freedom from a foreign adversary nation & to limit that adversary's ability to gather data on people in the US”

If you’re worried about a foreign adversary gathering data on ppl can I interest you in an investigation of this man?

You want to liberate Iranian women but y’all just made Adriana Smith carry a fetus-while brain dead-against her family’s wishes.

How about you liberate your own women here first?

A conservative man didn’t get his way, so he declared martial law and it took an entire body of politicians to talk him down off the ledge while the world watched.

But tell me more about how women have periods so they are emotional liabilities in executive positions.

#southkorea

I don’t want to brag but I can name all the 50 states, in alphabetical order, soooo no one is beating me out to lead Department of State 🏆

Imagine nominating, donating to, and then voting for a Democratic Representative who wins the seat and then immediately switches to the Republican Party. In FLORIDA.

Hillary Cassel & Susan Valdes need to be investigated.

Heard someone say that tonight is New Year’s Eve but the US already dropped the ball on November 5th and I can’t stop thinking about it. 🥺

Rest up friends, long days ahead. Happy New Year.

I once neglected to shovel my front steps overnight during a bad snowstorm so by morning we were completely barricaded in by 4ft of snow and the neighborhood children had to rescue us.

Obviously I’m your next choice for FEMA Director 🙋🏻‍♀️

Thinking about the family of Representative Melissa Hortman & her husband who were assassinated at the hands of a radical MAGA shooter in June.

Melissa was doing such important work for the state of Minnesota & this country-we grieve her loss & demand strict gun reform legislation.

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Ballrooms, even the grand ones, don’t cost $200 million.

Bribes, kick-backs, money laundering. Clock it.

A $200 million Grand Ballroom when pediatric cancer research is being defunded is a gross choice 🥴

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I once was an English teacher who retired to write mystery novels, but then everywhere I traveled people kept getting murdered, so I teamed up with random distant family members & bumbling local law-enforcement officers to help solve crimes and long story short I am now qualified to run the FBI 👮