This is a prolific poster! Showing posts since February 15, 2024.
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
Congratulations to @flashes.blue for their official launch on the App Store 🎉🎉🎉
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
A lot of the “achievements” of western civilization actually kind of suck but one thing that definitely does not suck is how half our children don’t die anymore
Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest