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    pressing sour fragrant plums into the palms of handsome men, saying "remember...?" wild-eyed, and wandering away

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    Mar 6, 2025
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    if he flaps and gyres his emerald wings and inflates his chryosprase throat pouch to impress you, semaphoring like an ancient pharos, that's a green flag

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    studies show that the prime numbers are disintegrating, every year there are fewer and fewer, like the mathematico-physical framework of the universe is developing dementia

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    every night i handfeed you from my dream-vine: persimmalons, floranges that smell like bees, one luminous lemorine. i theophanize as the goddess of vitamin C

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    simply recruit the tongue of your cortical homunculus for computation and you too can effloresce with divine genius

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    people occasionally become self-theophanies or a hivemind of angels and sublime up to heaven in a paroxysm of grace

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    hrorngry is when you're hungry, horny, and reading beowulf

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    a head bobs up, submerges. puckers part for your spoon, quizzical filaments entwine your fork. oh, you don't want grandma's traditional bioluminestrone?

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    we're going tesseract, i say, entering the supermarket. hot tesseract buns, hypercube cumbers, tesse rack o lamb, glomegrown tomatoes. for the food pentachoron

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    there's not a lot of grass here, just the dog park, the astroturf, and the hills of the extinct volcano

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    real orbs come from the javanese orb-tree, are blessed by vermilion wizards wearing wafflecone hats, and turbocharged with monsoon mojo

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    outside, stars quiver, lightning hums, green lumens tumble in under-the-breath xylophone cascades. "who's murmuring phosphorescently?" i scream out my bedroom window

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    i knew him by his salty beard and oozy locks, by the patulous velellas plastered to his nose, and his fleur-de-flotsam crown: the wrecked and mildewed king

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    i don't always heed the sea's demands, but I did walk to the nightly shore in an organza mantilla and fluorescent lipstick to supplicate primordial ooze

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    i never figured out how to make the time machine work, but occasionally the box would emit archaic photon granules, lazily drifting sunset hues, or wet ultraviolet light

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    cherubs are seraphim with holy fire quotas, angels are archangels with lower halo bandwidth, and thrones are rate-limited ophanim

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    lady of the lake, vixen of the void, damsel of the dark matter, puella of the plasma: the universe teems with strange women extending swords

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    mermalade is jellified mermaid tail, graded smooth, scaly, or flukey. connoisseurs let jars of orange-tailed minimerm "breathe" overnight, until the swimming settles

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    i saved all my curliest glyphs for you. "limaçon, lissajous, rosette, harmonogram," i chanted, until your screen buckled into hyperbolic flowers

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    an original music. not that i'm a proper musician

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    eating toothpaste is a sublime experience, like putting your whole mouth on a stained-glass window depicting god's creation of spearmint

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    why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7's heptamerosity misfolded overnight and 8 now answers to "several". 6 has begun counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, sixth, hexagonal, >5, y e l l o w, orange

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    if you knew that our hands would scatter into plumes of tachyons between the basil and tomato sauce, would you still enter the chicken cordon pizza timeloop with me?

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    "it's a me, mario". but it wasn't mario. i beheld a caterpillar mario, a nudibranch mario, a planarian mario, the deep marios knotted and intertwingled