Just Jack

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.

You're all caught up.

A government run by billionaires will never be for the people.

Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?

Well played, President Claudia Sheinbaum, for committing troops already at the border since 2021, knowing perfectly well President Man Baby would have no idea and take it as a win.

Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.

Let's see how that goes.

People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.

This is not a hot take.

It's just plain common sense.

"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

Good morning.

It's official.

The resistance is rebuilding on Blue Sky.

I didn't think I was capable of feeling any more shame for what America has become.

I was wrong.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight.

The class wars.

If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy.

Or in prison.

Not the Secretary of Defense.

Kill the bird. Save the world.

Good morning, Blue Sky.

Being resilient is easier when you're surrounded by the right people.

Build communities that make you smarter and tougher for the battles ahead.

Never give up hope. Never stop fighting for what is right. And just.

Whatever comes our way, we will face it together.

People who've never been dependent on a paycheck should not get to decide how long you can go without yours.

Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.

Gangsta democracy.

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

Hard to reconcile the nation that put a man on the moon is the same nation that put a moron in the White House.

There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla.

It's working.

There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences.

They need to scare you back into civility and compliance.

As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.

When I think about Joe & Mika appeasing Trump so they can maintain their comfy lives, I think about Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss enduring years of harassment for simply doing their jobs.

So when Joe defends it by saying people need to live in the real world, he should respectfully go screw himself.

Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

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