Jordan Uhl

Cabo Verde tied Spain and took Argentina to extra time. That entire team should hold their heads high.

The number of innocent lives lost around the world because of Lindsey Graham, one of the most bloodthirsty war hawks in Congress over the last few decades, is incalculable.

The heel turn you’re about to see from the right after a week of justifying the *murder* of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo to condemning people in the left for even talking about Lindsey Graham…

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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Kiss of death.

The fact that explosive diarrhea is a possibility is enough of a win. Don’t get bogged down by semantics.

Jfc

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Mitch McConnell won't see your posts but your friends who are also 84, brain dead, and who have spent the last several decades dismantling democracy and ushering in a fascist takeover of our government will. 💔

This isn’t even a case of Argentina being overrated, they’re not. It’s a matter of Cabo Verde being underestimated. Really incredible cup for them.

sounds great! 👍

The Iran War was Lindsey Graham’s Make-a-Wish

After review, Egypt has committed the unforgivable penalty of increasing its lead over Argentina. No goal.

Eat shit Argentina

Extremely funny a bunch of raving moderates spent the entire NYC mayoral election looking down on people with their snide “You know Zohran won’t actually freeze rent, it’s just hollow promises.”

Then he does it in 6 months.

The “Better Things Aren’t Possible” era ends now.

With just a few minutes left, VARgentina and the refs appear poised to advance to the quarterfinals.

A woman who dated Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner says he forced her to have sex with him nearly five years ago despite her repeated objections, an allegation Platner denies.

Now for the second time in as many weeks, ICE has killed someone they weren’t even looking for.

Two innocent men murdered by the government for how they look.

lol come on

FIFA needs to create another award just for this Cabo Verde team. My god.

The worst person you know is furiously working on a horny text copypasta about Lindsey Graham.

If Harry Kane wanted be convincing in trying to sell a fake foul he should at least commit to the original leg he’s pretending got hurt. Mf switched halfway through lol.

Absolute fucking bullshit to deprive Spain of that goal. Holy fuck.

Absolutely jarring to compare the dignity & class Cabo Verde walked off the field with yesterday after taking Argentina to extra time to whatever the fuck Paraguay is doing today.