Jeff Gerstmann

what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace

OK, I think I like the Ayn Thor now.

Discussion of new Fallout projects should be a big, exciting thing, even if all the games are years off. But doing it as a "well, we just made deep cuts but these studios can still produce video games, honest!" kind of damage control thing just sucks.

Pretty cool of Graham to take the heat off the McConnell stuff by going and dying like that. Total bro move.

gameing hard

I try hard to not force my likes and dislikes onto my kids because I think that is dumb, but my four-year-old son is currently playing Rez for the first time and it's preeeeetty cool to watch.

Linkedin is always full of people spouting absolute bullshit, but today's blast of people/bots who've never worked in or around games trying to act like experts on this Xbox stuff is especially putrid.

Look, I get it, not everyone has an appetite for “cute” anecdotes about kids, but this two-year-old just ripped a disturbingly loud fart then looked at me and said “ooh! My poop is burping!”

Gears of War is going to need to run on refrigerators and car dashboards if they want numbers like this.

Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social

Xbox CEO Asha Sharma wants Xbox to reach 1 billion players per day. It currently reaches around 1 billion per year. ➡️ www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

In conclusion, Swatch Internet Time is the way and the light. It always has been. See you suckers on PIONEER 2

Went to the PO Box today and discovered six more Lukes waiting for me. Help.

Do you think the PlayStation 6 will still yell at you for not turning it off properly, or will they finally just silently do whatever that bullshit is in the background and let you live your life?

Having kids playing Rhythm Heaven Groove has been a real solid "dad is good at video games" ego boost for me because I am WAY better at counting to seven in-tempo than they are.

Using the dark arts of dual screen android devices to run Do! Run Run and Mr. Do! at the same time.

I knew it was small, but I wasn’t quite prepared for just how small the Steam Machine is. Wild.

getting taco bell as a form of protest

Would really love to hear the conversation at CNN that led to them creating an image of a coffin with fat glorping out of it.

I cut out caffeine for like a month and a half and it reset my tolerance pretty severely. I think I get why people like coffee now, it used to do absolutely nothing to me. Like I'm scared to drink the cans of C4 Ultimate in my fridge.

I left the screen reader options on in Rhythm Heaven Groove because the little girl who does the screen reading looked so sad when I tried to turn it off.

Expert pronunciation from a pronunciation expert.

Fortylix @fortylix.bsky.social

@jeffgerstmann.com Jeff Performs “The Countries Sony Screwed Over”

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Cool Dude Stuff: Calling my doctor over and over again in an attempt to get someone to pick up the phone so I can tell them the thing they wanted to prescribe me was like $500 because they need to convince my insurance company that I actually need this stuff in the first place before I can get it.

what if I went to bed at 7pm

Standing around at the park and there are parents nearby talking about DCS and buying a HOTAS and it’s sickening! We’re in public!

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