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    A woman asks "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures "right this way, ma'am!" She holds a flowery card with many different fonts that says "Sorry for calling you 'Pathetic' during my episode.? She remarks "wow, there are so many of these and in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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    Jun 29, 2026
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    A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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    Jul 3, 2026
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    1 Year on T... Mario hangs up his hat on a hat rack. He catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. He puts his hand up to it and says "it's-a me... Mario." He weeps with joy.
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    Jul 11, 2026
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    Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.
    10,345 2,149
    Jul 17, 2026
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    A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
    9,407 2,102
    Jul 21, 2026
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    Hidetaka Miyazaki hold hands with an unseen entity that's wearing little cartoon gloves. The entity says "I love you, Hidetaka Miyazaki." Miyazaki respons "I love YOU, poison swamp." He makes out with the swamp. Miyazaki's poison meter starts going up.
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    Jul 13, 2026
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    Sluggo, dressed as Tifa Lockheart points to Fritzi dressed as Revolutionary Girl Utena and says "your Revolutionary Goil Utena costume is great, Ms. Fritzi." Fritzi turns to her niece and asks "Nancy, where's your costume for the anime convention?" Nancy turns around and points to the back of her head where she has affixed two large eyes such that she resembles a soot sprite from Spirited Away. Fritzi looks surprised.
    8,354 1,915
    Jul 1, 2026
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    A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."
    7,178 1,353
    Jul 2, 2026
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    A man finds a box and says "a large, conspicuous box! Surely Solid Snake will be under it!" His friend says "you have to stop picking up street boxes, Henry. I keep telling you, Solid Snake isn't real." Henry walks off with his friend and says "yeah, you're right." Inside the box, Solid Snake thinks to himself "That was too close..."
    6,441 1,259
    Jul 22, 2026
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    A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He breaks out a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man says "I'd like to listen." The hatred man plays while the listening man listens contentedly.
    6,428 1,240
    Jul 9, 2026
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    Alex notices a Trans Woman across the street and thinks to herself "Egad! Another Trans woman in the wild!" She takes a bow-legged crouching stancing and puts her index and middle fingers to her forehead a la Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon. She think to herself "I shall psychically communicate solidarity with her." The other woman notices Alex from across the street and thinks to herself "hey, it's that bitch from the internet I hate."
    9,108 1,233
    Jul 23, 2026
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    A man does a fruity hand gesture and says "Yaaasss. Slaaaaay." Another man says "ha ha. two classic gay expressions. Let me have a try." The second man contorts his face into a look of extreme intensity and without any inflection says "yes. slay..." The first man says "no man, you're doing it wrong. You gott zhuzh it up, y'know?" The second man says "Oh OK. I get it." The second man proceeds to take on a look of extreme anger and shouts "YES! SLAY!"
    6,579 1,203
    Jul 20, 2026
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    A dark-haired woman asks "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" to her brown-haired girlfriend. The brown-haired woman, extracting a green shirt from her dresser counters "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship." The first woman puts on her glasses while saying "yeah, you're right... there's no such thing." Now both fully dressed, it is revealed that they look exactly like Marcy and Peppermint Patty.
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    Jul 7, 2026
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    A man angrily shouts "GOON!" while brandishing his fist. Another shouts "NOFAP" in opposition. They both start beating the Hell out of each other. Their battle is interrupted by an awe-inspiring light. They yield to angelic figure that descends from the heavens with the text "masturbating a normal amount" emblazoned above its head.
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    Jul 15, 2026
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    I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation

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    Jun 30, 2026
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    A man says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this infinite recursion." Another man says "yeah, that means we're the original version of the guys in the picture." They are staring at a picture of themselves having this exchange, who are in turn staring at a smaller picture of them having this exchange, who are in turn staring at an even smaller picture of them having this exchange ad infinitum.
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    Jul 12, 2026
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    Lmao I can't believe this caused a controversy amongst Libsky. That's what I get for having any sort of opinion.

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    holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???
    Photo of a page from the July issue of In These Times, depicting a six-panel comic from Haus of Decline. Panel 1: A woman standing and smiling in front of a chart. “THE ADVENTURES OF BLOODLESS QUANT” Panel 2: Another woman pleads to Bloodless Quant: “Bloodless Quant, please help! I can’t afford to feed my family!” Panel 3: BQ replies, “That’s ludicrous. The stock market is at an all-time high” Panel 4: The woman says “But groceries are—“ but BQ cheerfully interjects, “You shouldn’t make statements if you don’t have economic literacy!” Panel 5: BQ holds up a chart with a line rocketing upward, saying “Here’s a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded” Panel 6: A boy asks the woman, “What are we having for dinner tonight?” The woman dejectedly stirs a pot with the chart in it. “Chart,” she replies.
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    Jul 20, 2026
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    A man in a suit smoking a cigar says "we need a way to change the minds of young men about gender minorities." Another man in a suit holding a glass of whiskey posits "what about some sort of pro-trans lad magazine?" The first man looks inspired. They have produced their magazine entitled "The Ethical Chaser" which features a well put-together man on the cover with articles like "Torso Pics: Do's and Don'ts," How to flirt beyond 'hi' and 'ur so sexy,'" and the wines of New Jersey. Tearfully, one of the men states "we are going to change the fucking world."
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    Jul 19, 2026
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    Vtuber Hostage situation. A vacant looking anime catgirl with a smile on her face says "Do you think we're fucking around?" Followed by Gunshots. Followed by an eerie silence. The person watching the stream says "I'm sure they're fine."
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    Jul 14, 2026
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    Babar removes his clothing and says "I reject the vestments of so-called civilized society. For too long I laboured under the shameful illusion that my natural state was somehow inadequate." Other angry elephants gather around Babar as he announces "for I am not, Babar, King of the Men!" His face intensifies and he shouts "I AM BABAR, KING OF THE ELEPHANTS!" Several elephants in outright rebellion against man's society start goring frenchmen, tossing them in the air and tearing off their hands.
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    Jul 6, 2026
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    Childhood... A kid eats a bug and another boy points out "yop this kid's eating a bug! A bunch of boys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!" Adulthood... A man points to a man on a computer and says "yo, this guy's having a protracted mental breakdown online." A bunch of guys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!"
    5,128 880
    Jul 10, 2026
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    A trans woman with glasses laments "Sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning. Like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are Back in Town" again?" Her friend reassures her by saying "Of course Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender. It has more to do with the boys being back in town."
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    Jul 5, 2026
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    A trans woman asks another trans woman "why do our conversations always descend into tranny Seinfeld bits?" The other trans woman says "that reminds me, I got politely "they"-ed yesterday." The first one replies "They gave you the polite "They." In Costanza-like fashion the second one says "they gave me the polite "they!"
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    Jul 25, 2026
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    Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus

    Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.
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    Jul 16, 2026
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    A man points out an anvil on a pedestal and says "It's an anvil! Just like in the cartoons!" His friend, saying "whoops" knocks the anvil off the pedestal on to the man's head. The man, now with a bulbous contusion with an x-shaped bandage on it says "hey I didn't die." He looks up at his friend and asks "are we... real?: His friend looks worried.
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    Jun 26, 2026