Dave Itzkoff

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Drake rn:

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

this is like something a character in Animal Farm would say, and every 6th grader in the classroom would understand why it's wrong www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/o...

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

me coming in guns-a-blazing, with absolute certainty and confidence that what I say next will eliminate any doubt about my competence

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

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Regardless of context or circumstances, “We can’t just ignore the president’s desires” has got to be one of the strangest phrases ever uttered by a standing vice president

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

Marco Rubio: censorship of Americans ends today

Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license

What a time for CBS to cancel Stephen Colbert’s “Late Show” and blame it on a “purely financial decision”: variety.com/2025/tv/news...

CBS to Cancel ‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Citing ‘Financial Decision’

CBS said it planned to cancel Stephen Colbert's Late Show after next season, citing the weakening finances of late night

We just live in a john carpenter movie now.

🇺🇸 both sides forever 🇺🇸

I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post

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