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    My translator tells me "thoughts & prayers" is an American political expression that means "we'd rather have a secret police force than a weather service".

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    Jul 6, 2025
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    So basically, every Russian I sent to die in Syria died for nothing.

    I remain a master strategist.

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    Dec 8, 2024
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    You know, there were signs he isn't smart.

    8,584 1,174
    Apr 3, 2025
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    Have you noticed he never says anything bad about actual tyrannical governments?

    8,435 1,710
    Jan 6, 2025
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    Correct headline:

    "Vulnerable Floridia pensioner realises he's been scammed by Russian mobster"

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    Apr 27, 2025
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    Meeting Assad.

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    Dec 8, 2024
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    Aircraft carriers of the world
    USA
    UK
    France
    Ukraine

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    Jun 1, 2025
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    The further Putinisation of America. The regime seizes upon crime to justify its own criminality and supress opposition.

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    Apr 26, 2026
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    In point of fact, Zelensky is the man who broke Russia.

    5,490 1,141
    May 6, 2026
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    A convicted felon says will meet with an indicted for war criminal to discuss the invasion the UN declared illegal.

    It's not a "peace summit", it's a criminal conspiracy.

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    Aug 8, 2025
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    So it turns out rebels with no air force or long range weapons are the ones who can capture a country in 3 days.

    I remain a master strategist.

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    Dec 8, 2024
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    I have solved devaluation of Ruble.

    I remain a master strategist.

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    Nov 24, 2024
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    To Prez, this remains one of best community notes of all time. To prove we can’t be beaten this idiot tweets a picture of 5 of our warships, 4 of which had been sunk. The remaining is probably now out of action.

    I am surrounded by idiocy

    5,050 1,322
    Dec 26, 2025
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    It's Monday. You might hate your job but at least you're not a Russian general about to explain to me how 1/3 of my strategic aviation got blown up in a morning by some cheap Alibaba drones.

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    Jun 2, 2025
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    Day 1193 of my 3 day war. Several billion dollars worth of Russian aircraft were destroyed by several thousand dollars of Ukrainian drones.

    I remain a master strategist.

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    Jun 1, 2025
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    You'd think that UN concluding that member of its own permanent security council committing crimes against humanity would be bigger news.

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    Jun 5, 2025
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    Imagine reaction if this was George Soros trying to buy votes.

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    Apr 2, 2025
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    Day 1000 of my 3 day war. It’s all going to plan.

    I remain a master strategist

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    Nov 19, 2024
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    Perhaps there were signs he is incompetent

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    Apr 4, 2025
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    Thinking you'll achieve peace by rewarding invasions is like thinking you'll cure alcoholism with vodka.

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    Apr 24, 2025
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    Wanna know why they were using signal? If they used the proper systems there would be a record of what they were doing.

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    Mar 25, 2025
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    Told Assad I am not mad and to prove it I've given him apartment with large windows & scenic views.

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    Dec 9, 2024
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    Days - 1000
    Casualties - 725,000🌻
    Ruble - 💩🧻
    Economy - 🚽
    War crimes - ♾
    Interest rates - 20%
    Kursk - Partly Russian
    Aircraft - Submarine
    Warships - Submarine
    Submarine - Sub marine
    Oil refineries - 💥🔥
    Trolls - Coping
    Red lines - Crossed

    I remain a master strategist.

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    Nov 19, 2024
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    Apparently letting a country that gave up nukes be invaded will lead other countries to decide they better have nukes cos they won't believe your promises that they don't need nukes.

    Who could ever have guessed?

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    Jun 13, 2025
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    The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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    Nov 17, 2024