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    I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.

    Now I do.

    21,732 2,600
    Feb 7, 2025
  2. 2

    Tulsi Gabbard refusing to say whether she has gray streaks in her hair.

    16,473 1,825
    Mar 25, 2025
  3. 3

    To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

    10,006 1,251
    Apr 13, 2026
  4. 4

    I’ve seen fire trucks from around the country in Los Angeles. Effing awesome. 💪🙏

    3,905 331
    Jan 12, 2025
  5. 5

    Impeach the criminal president.

    3,621 683
    Nov 29, 2025
  6. 6

    Really grateful for Harvard standing up for all of us.

    3,425 335
    Apr 15, 2025
  7. 7

    If you thought the price of eggs were gonna go down, the yolks on you.

    I’m in a bad place.

    2,691 188
    Jan 25, 2025
  8. 8

    Trump was convicted of 34 felony counts for falsifying business records in the first degree. This seems on brand.

    1,996 508
    Aug 13, 2025
  9. 9

    Quick thought.

    People who start an insurrection don’t care about laws.

    Anywho. Happy Thursday.

    1,940 257
    Feb 11, 2025
  10. 10

    Found it.

    1,842 446
    Mar 1, 2025
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    BREAKING: DOJ also seeking to prosecute coach who cut Trump from his freshman baseball team.

    1,620 238
    Apr 16, 2026
  12. 12

    This was obviously a setup

    1,491 127
    Feb 28, 2025
  13. 13

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but Russia already knows everything, because this administration already shares our classified information with them… because this admin is controlled by Russia.

    1,353 301
    Mar 27, 2025
  14. 14

    There is no reasoning with fascism. It needs to be smashed. And it’s followers need to be mocked and laughed at for eternity.

    1,275 313
    Jan 3, 2026
  15. 15

    I know you all know this, but we are in a really bad place:/

    1,204 96
    Feb 5, 2025
  16. 16

    Trump to lift some sanctions on Russia now that they are helping kill Americans.

    1,091 421
    Mar 7, 2026
  17. 17

    Daddy. My ex fiancé won’t leave me alone. Can you help me?? Pretty please???

    1,062 154
    Dec 11, 2024
  18. 18

    We will never know if information coming out of this administration is true, because they lie about EVERYTHING.

    1,038 194
    Jan 30, 2025
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    CUT TO: It’s stolen. It’s all gone. Donald doesn’t have any idea where all that gold is, or who could have possibly stolen it.

    A real caper.

    933 147
    Feb 21, 2025
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    “You go to Iraq?”

    “Nah.”

    “You go to Afghanistan?”

    “Nah.”

    “Where’d you go?”

    “The Home Depot in Los Angeles.”

    “Hoorah.”

    927 137
    Jun 9, 2025
  21. 21

    Donald Trump is the President of the Pedophiles.

    904 195
    Feb 1, 2026
  22. 22

    Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham doing more for democracy now then they ever have 🇺🇸🙏

    887 159
    Jul 12, 2026
  23. 23

    Nothing says America First more than the new Air Force One being a corrupt foreign gift from Qatar.

    867 206
    May 12, 2025
  24. 24

    What Supreme Court judges are in the Epstein Pedophile Files?

    829 183
    Feb 19, 2026
  25. 25

    We don’t have to live like this. It’s a choice.

    758 126
    Mar 17, 2025