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important update

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am i playing monster hunter right

this situation's a lot funnier if you remember when corridor crew did this exact thing for games and were clowned on so hard they privated the video

Digital Foundry @digitalfoundry.bsky.social

We've brought back our "zoomer" screenshot tool and loaded up a range of DLSS 5 on/off comparisons from a range of games. Check it out: www.digitalfoundry.net/features/nvi...

goodbye to one of the glitchiest games i've ever seen. highlights:

- the 7 day respawn timer bug
- spamming crouch in an aoe hot made you invincible
- too many item/gold dupes to list
- in-game chat wasn't sanitized so players could crash your game or post enormous pictures of sausages

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social

"New World: Aeternum will officially be taken offline from all platforms on January 31, 2027. On January 15, 2026, the title will be delisted and no longer available for purchase." www.newworld.com/en-us/news/a...

typos in 2010: proof of human unintelligence, laughable

typos in 2026: proof of human intelligence, delightful, endearing

oh wow, who could've predicted the producer of silent hill: ascension and ceo of genvid was a far right AI grifter (hint: everyone)

yeah dude the world is so different now. who can even remember the last time a low budget indie horror did numbers, a dc movie flopped, and a star wars movie turned out to be shit

my brother bet me $1000 that i couldn't beat the bed of chaos in one attempt during my first playthrough of dark souls 1

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elon musk talking about making the government more "efficient" is some shit considering his dual shield elden ring build

nvidia debuts new technology called GasLight™ which aims to get their users to think this shit doesn't look like ass

nvidia missing the forest AND the trees

Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social

"What if shadows didn't exist"

didn’t expect the next update on that “elon musk lies about being a top path of exile 2 player“ story to be elon leaking dm’s with asmongold where he insinuates having editors is bad actually and childishly taking away his blue check, but here we are

damn, maybe we owe the silent hill circumcision guy an apology

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social

Silent Hill - Split Head Zipper-Mouth Plush (10 inches) up for order at Fangamer ($36) buff.ly/0Q76mPE

btw the company behind silent hill: ascension (genvid) has fully transformed into an ai slop generator. they've also made a 22 minute film called 'the seeker' using their ai tool and i'm real tempted to check it out and report back on how bad it is

the first silent hill movie makes more sense when you consider that the ultimate force driving the horrors in the town isn't alessa - it's a homophobic misogynist with a fetish for violence against women

digital foundry: "it's quite difficult to argue with [dlss 5]"

is it really that hard to predict issues with a technology that considers artistic intent a problem to be fixed

also every example of dlss 5 i've seen makes everything look like a shitty youtube thumbnail, like are we serious

counterpoint: it deserves more

feel like pure shit just want her back

hearing that karl jobst was a pickup artist and all i can think about is a bunch of sad dudes going up to random women and opening with “hello you absolute legends”

THE COPS CALL HIM "GARFIELD ON STEROIDS" IN THE RAW BODYCAM FOOTAGE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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digging through the raw police cam footage for more shots of The Child

windows 12 about to be the concord of operating systems

went to buc-ee's for the first time yesterday. i feel the experience was really enhanced by the guy who, as we entered the building, ran up to a statue of buc-ee nearby, yelled "OH MY GOD IT'S BUC-EE", and proceeded to french kiss it while moaning for half a minute